Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Cougar on the Prowl, Arrest Me - News Reporter Headline Fail
I think this is a case of headline imitating life. Look at the look she has on. You can tell she is guilty. I hope police have tuned in to see the report.
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Kangaroo Pouch Dress at Walmart - How To Carry Your Baby in Your Boobs - Fail
This woman seems to have invented a new trend. Just stuff your baby down your bra and kids will have a place to sit while you shop.
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Poop Rolls Downhill and Also Down My Leg at Walmart - Shart Stain Fart Fail
This poor guy should not walk but run out of walmart. Not only is he causing the place to stink but he's probably making the floor wet.
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Two Gallons of Boobs at Walmart - No Way Girl - Stay Classy People of Walmart
I wonder if those are real? She came to the walmart all dressed up today and all the other customers don't look as good anymore. Then again they never looked any good.
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Ok Honey, I'm Sending You a Selfie Right Now. Poolside Bikini Vagina Snapshot
This woman really is trying to send her loved one the really best shot she can take. I'm sure her husband is going to be happy with the results
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Hip Huggers Show Off My New Butt Crack Tattoo - Stay Classy People of Walmart
When you really want to bring out the best in your butt crack I would suggest hip huggers and a tattoo of eyes right above that crack. Great effect. Very sexy.
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Bring Your Purple Painted Poodle to Walmart and Drop Dog Poop on the Floor
These painted dogs really are a smash at walmart. I wasn't aware walmart allowed pets in the facility. Usually most of the customers are animals.
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Arts and Crafts Supplies at Walmart - Grab My Wood Letters
When you go shopping at walmart expect the unexpected. You will definitely find surprises around every corner. Grab my boner!
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Can You Count On Your Fingers? Three Hands Express Lane at Walmart - Sign Fail
I think walmart is trying to make this sign very clear for those people that can't read which would be 50% of the walmart shoppers.
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Buy a Doll at Walmart and Take Her Home for some Fun - Parking Lot Fail
Walmart is now breaking into the escort service. I think they will do quite well. People love to be able to purchase other people or even blow up dolls.
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Just Got Out of Prison with a Get Out of Jail Free Card - Riding Walmart Scooter
What is up with this dude? Did they just let him out of Alcatraz? I would think that they would have known not to drop him off at walmart there are crazy people there.
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You Cheating Bastard We Have 3 Kids - Wife Gets Revenge in Walmart Parking Lot
This guy shouldn't leave the station wagon parked outside when he is cheating on his wife. She's liable to put graffiti on it.
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I'm a Thicker Kim Kardashian - No Way Girl - Hourglass Figure Photoshop Fail
I don't think Kim Kardashian would approve of this tweet. Not only does she not look like Kim Kardashian but Kim's butt is bigger too.
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Come Back Here Bitch! Tug of War Hair Weave - Women Pulling Hair in a Fight
This fight looks like it's getting nasty. We need somebody to break it up before her head pops off from all the tugging.
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Little Slut Pills for the Insatiable at Walmart - Hootchie Kootchie Candy Fail
I would not buy these pills for anybody unless I want my head ripped off. I wonder who would buy these? Dr Hillary Skank might know.
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Bearded Lady in a Bikini Top, Table Cloth Dress, and Ripped Stockings at Walmart
Wow this lady leaves nothing to the imagination. It's almost like she read my mind on the perfect girl and then just magically appeared.
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Laptop Tray - Baby Gets Crushed and Burned Helping Mom - Parenting Fail
I hope that laptop isn't too heavy. Some laptops way more than some babies. Not only is she going to crush the baby but she might burn him also!
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Stay Classy People of Walmart - Just Be Yourself Don't Let Anybody Change You
This woman knows who she is and she's not afraid to show it to the world. I think what she is is a cross between a stripper and a shopper with a few extra pounds
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VIP at Walmart - Make Way for Royalty - Head Honcho - Bar BJ Queen - Shirt Fail
This girl is definitely royalty at walmart. She looks like she might be the head honcho. I think people will definitely treat her with respect
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Cowboys with Shotguns on Scooters Rob Walmart - This is a Stick Up Fail
You can see this person means business when they show up at walmart packing. I think they better give her all the money they have so she leaves
