Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. Hot Granny Running the Marathon - I'm 80 I'm Hot and I'm Ahead of You

    Who says grannies can't be hot? Not only is she hot but she's ahead of you in the race. You might try a different sport like ping pong

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  2. Reminder Labels - Two in the Pink One in the Stink & Clip Fingernails WTF Gross

    I don't know what line of business this person is but walking around with those labels might brand you as some kind of pervert or something

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  3. I Wonder if the Carpet Matches the Bowl Cut - Eat Out - Newspaper Headline Fail

    Looks like Catherine Cleary has lots to smile about. For one she got her picture in the newspaper and two she's advertising help wanted.

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  4. Spiderman Eats Taco Bell and Fires Liquid Poop Out His Butt - Superhero Fail

    Poor guy really should lay off of the spicy food. One minute he's fighting crime the next minute he needs some ex-lax. You can't fight crime with the runs.

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  5. Loaded Baked Potatoes and Lumpy Brown Leggings at Walmart - No Way Girl Fail

    This woman needs to be directed to the nearest exit where she can put on a long dress or something. Otherwise people will be fleeing the store

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  6. Pink Unicorns in a Sparkly Silver Skirt and Long Boots at Walmart - Fashion Fail

    I'm not sure the look she was going for here but I would say she's probably not dressed right for the occasion. Maybe next time less weird

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  7. Thank You for Not Smoking at Walmart - Ratchet Mess - Fail

    I guess Walmart is ok with people smoking in the store what do you think? Now in addition to low price bargains you can get lung cancer too

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  8. Till Death Do Us Part - Wedding Is Almost Over Time for the Funeral - Knife WTF

    This groom probably is having a bad night. Maybe he should take time to think it over before ending the marriage amicably.

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  9. Nascar Presents the Walmart 500 - Gentlemen Start Your Scooters Redneck Fail

    I guess these folks are off to walmart in style. You can see it's more like a competition the first one to cross the finish line fails.

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  10. Last Minute Wedding Dress Adjustment - Grabbing Boobs and Booze - WTF

    My goodness I don't think this photo should make it into the official wedding photos. She doesn't seem to mind. She's probably a little wasted

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  11. And Now for a Special Message from My Foot - Flipping the Bird Toe - WTF Fuck

    I don't think I've ever seen anything funnier than this. Look how pathetic that middle toe looks. ROFLMAO. That had to hurt.

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  12. Somebody Invent a Double Sided Bra or Bikini Top - Back Boobs at Walmart - Fail

    Good god this woman is falling out from all angles. It looks like her body is melting and pouring off her body in all directions.

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  13. Goats on Sale at Walmart - Diapers and Leash Not Included - Parking Lot - WTF

    I didn't know walmart stocked livestock. Apparently this gal must have gotten a steal because she looks pretty happy. Time for a diaper change?

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  14. Teeny Weeny Tiny Hiney - World's Smallest Butt at Walmart - No Ass WTF

    Good god were did this guy get his butt? It looks like when the genes fell for this guy the butt one was completely absent. He must have a really long nose or something

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  15. Tubes and Boobs at Walmart - Grandma Wears a Tube Top - Fashion Fail

    Good god grandma. Next time please wear a shirt! I think the people of walmart were just blinded by this epic fail and they can't unsee it.

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  16. Ratchet Mess at Walmart - Fail Level 1000 - Hair, Butt, Rips, & Floral Leggings

    There is so much to see at walmart. Sometimes these people just wear you out. I think these girls are getting ready for a ho party.

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  17. Bottom Biscuits With a Creamy White Marshmallow Topping at Walmart - Butt Fail

    How the heck do people walk around like this? I thought the security guy up front prevented people from entering the store dressed like a ho

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  18. I Think I Left the Parking Break On - How To Get Cheap Gas Take the Pump - Fail

    What the heck was this poor guy thinking. I guess his mind was drifting off into space when he tore out of there. Good thing the pump looks like it's ok

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  19. Amazing Spider-Man 2 Action Figure at Walmart - Sticky Web Junk Not Included

    I don't think I want to buy this one for my kid. It looks like it promotes excessive self love. Maybe I'll go for a superman doll instead

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  20. Mohawk Level 1000 - The World's Biggest Mohawk - WTF Hair Whip?

    Dude how the heck do you wash your hair? Do you need a ladder to fix your hair up? It looks like it might be a dangerous whip or weapon

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