Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Walmart Customer Service Can Be Rough. I Wouldn't Fuck You for Practice!
Wow this guy really doesn't mind speaking his mind. Guaranteed I'd be stuck in back of this clown. Get me out of here!
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See Through Pants and Flowery Underwear at Walmart. Fast Walking Fashion Fail
This woman really gets around quickly at Walmart. But she's not fast enough for us not to see her underwear. Very classy!
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Don't Mind Me. I'm Just Having Coffee Wearing My Fucking Bird Cage Hat. WTF Fail
Ok some people are really strange right? This girl must be really making a fashion statement with poop on her head. I guess the bird enjoys the ride.
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How To Have Beautiful Nails with Hanging Ornaments. OMG! No Way Girl. Fail
I think this girl went a little too far. How are you going to do things with your hands? Think before you go crazy girl. Nuts!
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What the Fuck is Going on Here? Party Out of Control: Gorilla Upside Down Cake
I don't think I've ever seen a party this wild. Looks like the gorilla dude is having all the fun. The other guy looks like he might be dying
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Help! I'm Trapped at Walmart. My Wife Won't Leave! Fun with Craft Letters
This poor guy really wants to go home but the wife found her calling at walmart and won't leave. Can you blame her?
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How To Dress Casual in Boots and a Bikini at Walmart. Fashion Fail
She looks like she might be Pocahantas or something. What's up with the head bands? Are they supposed to complete the outfit?
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How Do You Like My Sunglasses? ---- Hot Girls
Gee your sunglasses are really nice but I can't help noticing your eyebrows too. The almost completely eclipse your boobs.
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Nice Hair ---- Hot Girls
She has some really nice hair but I don't think I'm looking there how about you? I'm finding it real hard to concentrate.
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Grandma Always Was a Rebel. Fuck the Police Tattoo and Huge Savings at Walmart
I guess when you are looking for a bargain you are kind of a rebel already. You're rebelling from getting ripped off. Pretty poetic right?
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Sick Traps Bro! Do You Even Lift? Video Game Muscle Bound Character Fail
I think the polygons got a little off on this one. I think the offset of his need to be a little further north. Then again maybe he's taken a lot of steroids.
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Happy Birthday Ana! Heart Shaped Chocolate Birthday Cake. Fail
Wow that exclamation point really changed the whole meaning here. The person on the receiving end of this suddenly went from happy to trashy.
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Most Expensive Coffee Table Ever: All Cash!
What the heck? Are those really stacks of money? I wouldn't trust this coffee table to anybody including family. Slowly the table would go missing.
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Donuts and Exercise Equipment at Walmart. Tempting! Workout or Eat?
Ok who put these donuts here? Right when I'm ready to start losing weight you tempt me with a bag of donuts. Cruel!
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Beautiful Young Girl in a Bikini
She really looks stunning in a bikini wouldn't you say? Looks like a hotel swimming pool somewhere. Maybe if I visit every one I can find her.
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Finally! I'm Ordering a Few Bags at Walmart. Very Hot! Should Sell Out Fast. WTF
Finally somebody figured out how to package and sell this. That person is going to be very very very very very rich! Line up guys...
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Custom Haircuts at Walmart: "The Rooster". Hair Fail
This haircut is what you can expect when you pay the lowest price to get your hair styled. The good news is you can go home and cut your head off.
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All Aboard the People of Walmart Train Powered by Women in Wheelchairs
This train is never late at Walmart. You're guaranteed to see the latest in technology and elegance, class and style. Only at Walmart!
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Daisy Duke Jean Shorts at Walmart: Great for Musclebound Sissies. Fail
Wow this dude was looking really hard core up until I saw those shorts. Now I'm thinking he might be a bit too effeminate. What do you think?
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Rainbow Hippie Tie Dye Shorts at Walmart. No Way Girl
Looks like I'm back in the 60's girl. Those shorts are not only a throwback but they are so short they could pass for underwear!
