Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. OMG Who Farted? Glade Air Fresheners at Walmart

    This might be the stinkiest people on earth. How many of those air fresheners do you need? I hate to be the one to experience what that is going to cover up!

    OMG Who Farted? Glade Air Fresheners at Walmart
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  2. You Dropped a Bomb on Me. Mushroom Cloud Ponytail Hairdo at Walmart

    This hairdo really looks like there was an explosion on top of her head. Maybe somebody is attacking Walmart and she was the first one hit?

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  3. Nintendo Mario Brothers in Real Life Looking Depressed Shopping at Walmart

    At Walmart you never know if you are going to bump into a celebrity. Here is Mario the plumber in the flesh in his unmistakeable red and blue outfit. He probably has few gold coins in his pocket too.

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  4. Wet Bread at Walmart

    Imagine getting so excited about bread on the shelf you wet your pants. Now you know how this guy feels. Maybe he needs some bread to dry off

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  5. NFL Team Striped Overalls at Walmart

    What better way to celebrate your favorite team than parading around in a ridiculous outfit? I would definitely die laughing standing next to this guy!

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  6. Welcome to Walmart Clown School of Fashion Fail.

    Damn girl that outfit is mighty colorful. It looks like you would fit right in with giant shoes and a big red nose. I can't believe somebody would leave the house like this.

    Welcome to Walmart Clown School of Fashion Fail.
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  7. Pit Bull in a Bag. Tough Guy Doggy Bag

    I would think that this might be a new trend for tough guys what do you think? I wouldn't mess with this guy or his dog.

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  8. Tight Hot Pink Tutu and Tattoos. Epic Fashion Fail. Very Classy People of Walmart!

    What the heck here? Is she getting ready for ballet class or what? I think she needs to get arrested by the fashion police. Somebody show her to the clothing section.

    Tight Hot Pink Tutu and Tattoos. Epic Fashion Fail. Very Classy People of Walmart!
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  9. Monday is Mullet Day at Walmart

    This has to be the best mullet ever. You can see he really takes pride in that lovely mane. Somebody please get me some scissors...

    Monday is Mullet Day at Walmart
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  10. Bald Head Helmet... Hilarious!!!

    Want safety but don't want to look like you are wearing a helmet? Try this out! It will look like you are wearing no helmet at all... epic!

    Bald Head Helmet... Hilarious!!!
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  11. Baby Seats at Walmart. Cute Baby Hedgehog Not Included...

    I guess walmart is ok with bringing wild animals into the store. After all, there are some people that are pretty wild animals so why not have real small cute ones too?

    Baby Seats at Walmart. Cute Baby Hedgehog Not Included...
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  12. Put All the Dog Biscuits in the Bag and Hand them Over...

    Never thought me dog would pull off a heist like this. I barely recognize him in that disguise. That water pistol is locked and loaded better do what he says..

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  13. Send Me a Sign ... Gross!!! Patient Discharge Sign Fail

    I guess the hospital felt the need to point this out rather than cleanup the mess. Maybe it's a permanent stain? Who knows...

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  14. Serious Bug Infestation at the Gas Station... WTF!

    OMG That's a serious bug problem! I think I am going to drive to the next town. This one might have become overrun with little tiny critters...yuck!

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  15. Fastest Way To Lose Fat, Skin, and Bones on the Treadmill. Exercise Fail

    This looks pretty dangerous. Either it's still running and she's in the process of ripping fat skin and everything else off or it's not and she's decided to take a nap.

    Fastest Way To Lose Fat, Skin, and Bones on the Treadmill. Exercise Fail
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  16. Trick Riding a Horse Butt

    Don't try this trick at home unless you can really hold your breath for a long time and don't mind getting a little dirty. No kisses for her tonight

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  17. How To Dig A Hole: Landscapers Fail

    I think this guy might have the blood rushing to his head. Maybe it's the mafia and they found Jimmy Hoffa? You wouldn't catch me doing this with even my most trusted friends!

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  18. Back Up Against the Wall. Car Accident at Walmart.

    I guess they were backing up to load the trunk and backed up a little too far? Good thing for insurance. A little more gas would have gone right through the wall.

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  19. Ugly Tattoos at Walmart... Smile Baby!

    Looks like a baby did the artwork for this tattoo. I think she could have sprung for a little bit more detail and a better design. Probably just shopped for the lowest price...

    Ugly Tattoos at Walmart... Smile Baby!
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  20. My Brother the Bug. Somebody Please Stomp on Him. Weirdo!

    This kid really does a good impression of a bug. Like where did his torso go? My god it looks like he's body-less. We're going to need a big can of RAID.

    My Brother the Bug. Somebody Please Stomp on Him. Weirdo!
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