Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. Midriff Tops at Walmart. Granny Belly Fail

    Ok I don't think these types of outfits should be legal in Walmart. Pretty soon people will be walking around in Walmart half naked.

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  2. Dirty Toilet Paper Tail. Smelly Butt at Walmart. GROSS!!!

    Ok this woman is trying for the grossest possible thing you could do while shopping and I think she has a pretty good chance of winning the grand prize.

    Dirty Toilet Paper Tail. Smelly Butt at Walmart. GROSS!!!
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  3. Merry Christmas Excited Baby Drool

    This kid finally got everything he ever wanted for christmas: a goofy looking outfit and a chance to be one of Santa's little helpers. Damn he's excited.

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  4. Wide Eyed What's That Smell? Lumpy Fart Face. Hilarious Baby Picture...

    She kind of looks like I didn't do it or who me? Maybe she just dumped a load in her diaper and she's trying to let you know. This pic is an instant classic...

    Wide Eyed What's That Smell? Lumpy Fart Face. Hilarious Baby Picture...
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  5. Visor Organizer at Walmart. Turn Your Hat Into Another Pocket!

    Now you can organize your stuff and put it on top of your head. What a handy gadget. I think I'll pack clothes for my next trip in my hat.

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  6. Walmart Toilet Paper. Don't Leave the Bathroom Stall Without It. Tail Fail.

    Looks like customers at Walmart are kept on a tight leash. This person for example can't go too much further without being stopped in their tracks.

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  7. State Farm Insurance By Chipmunk

    I guess Chip is pretty popular among his peers. He's the only chipmunk that owns his own business. He sells insurance to other rodents.

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  8. Rolling Babies Stampede... WTF?

    Ok it looks like they are letting the bulls run only the bulls have been replace by little babies. This is funny but scary at the same time.

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  9. Cat Birthday Party

    Ever want to have a birthday party for your cats? Well these guys did. Look how well behaved they are at the table!

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  10. What Kind Of Giant Pet Bird Is This? Vulture? Toucan? Either Way, She Nailed It...

    These two look the same. Either she's so happy to have a bird like this or she's trying to mimic the bird. In either case what the heck is that bird doing in a house? It's massive!!!

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  11. Rude Awakening: Pulled Over For Speeding By The Police

    Turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship. I think this guy just might wind up in jail after he finds out what's going down!

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  12. All Dressed Up Like a Southern Belle for McDonald's at Walmart

    When you are going to fashion fail might as well fail in a big way. Take this woman for example. She looks like she appeared on gone with the wind. I wish she would have stayed gone.

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  13. Insane GoPro Fisheye Lens Shot Sitting On the Edge of a Cliff in the Grand Canyon

    Talk about amazing this shot definitely makes my stomach drop. It doesn't look like the guy is tethered to anything either. One wrong move and good bye cruel world!

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  14. Dude Wearing a Cat on His Head... OMG

    Ok now I've seen everything. This guy must have a really mellow cat with no claws. One wrong move and his head could wind up bloodied and scarred.

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  15. World's Tallest Roller Coaster Skyscraper at SKYPLEX in Orlando Florida

    Plans are underway to build the world's tallest roller coaster quite possibly the most terrifying too. The new theme park is due to open in 2017. "The Skyscraper" track spirals up and down the side of a 535-foot-tall observation tower. Scary!!!

    World's Tallest Roller Coaster Skyscraper at SKYPLEX in Orlando Florida
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  16. Cannon vs Apple. Don't Worry I've Got Perfect Aim... Just Hold Still

    If I were a betting man I would say that not only is the apple going to get destroyed but also the guy's entire head is going to explode like a pimple. I'm sure he would have much preferred an arrow to a cannonball.

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  17. Try On Makeup at Walmart and Use Your Sister as a Chair. Pinned to the Floor

    Not going to be easy to hold that makeup mirror steady with somebody fidgeting around down below you. What fun torturing your sibling not only pinning them to the ground but also taking them to Walmart!

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  18. Trip to Emergency Room in 3..2..1.... Power Drill Is NOT an Electric Toothbrush

    This kid is about to lose a few teeth. I hope his parents have a good insurance policy. Don't try this one at home, unless of course you like not having teeth

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  19. Bale of Hay? No Way. Hey Girl I'll Never Bail on You. Awkwardly Romantic Farm Photos

    Ok this couple just made the farmer's almanac love edition. Not only do they look made for each other but their romance is forever etched in a bale of hay for posterity. Love is in the air and it smells like cow poo.

    Bale of Hay? No Way. Hey Girl I'll Never Bail on You. Awkwardly Romantic Farm Photos
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  20. Dog Jumps on Baby in Jumper Shadow... TOO CUTE!

    Absolutely precious here. Looks like they are both learning to jump. I think the dog can do a much better job at this point but the baby might look a little cuter. How precious.

    Dog Jumps on Baby in Jumper Shadow... TOO CUTE!
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