Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Prices Falling Way Down on Yellow Tops at Walmart
Looks like nature took the sails out of these ones. She might consider wearing a darker color. Yellow is definitely not her color.
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The Cheap Paper Mache Fairy Fashion Fail at Walmart
I don't think she could have done this outfit any cheaper. I guess she was looking for more cheap parts at Walmart.
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I Heart Walmart -- Pink Bikini
You can tell she loves walmart. She has hearts all over her pink bikini top. This place seems to attract the casually dressed.
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My Great Grand Daughter!!! --Picture In Picture
This is a clever picture to create. All you have to do is make sure to get the next generation in a photo and make sure to stay alive!
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Totally Hot at Walmart
I'm going to take her at her word. Somebody needs to get a fire extinguisher and cool her off. She's going to burn the place down.
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Please Wait Here: Nice Lines and Shorts at Walmart
This guy likes to advertise his type of underwear. This is definitely something we didn't need to know. Nobody is going to get in line after him.
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What It's Like To Have A Sister -- The Same Red Dress
You can see these two little girls have a difference of opinion. Maybe mom should give them a different dress the next time?
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Square Face the Persian Cat
Somebody's owner has a real sense of humor. This poor guy is going to need a while to grow this one out again. Cruel groomer!
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Extra Bra Clasps for an Extra Heavy Load
That's a lot of fabric and clasps there. It would take about 20 minutes to hook them all. Maybe they need a better system?
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Tiger Striped Tabby Cat Self Portrait
You can see this cat thinks very highly of himself. I'd definitely get him to paint a portrait of me. I could use the extra boost.
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I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God!
Walmart has it's share of people that don't walk the straight and narrow. In fact most probably can't walk a straight line at all.
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Grumpy Cat Gets a Bath
Suddenly the cat looks less grumpy and more like something out of a horror movie. Looks like she lost a few pounds too.
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Oh Oh... How To Get the Police to Give You a Ticket
This looks like disturbing the peace. These guys will get lucky with a ticket but will probably wind up doing hard time.
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Pretty in Pink with Pony Pocketbook - Walmart Fashion Fail
She looks like she's too dressed up for Walmart. She needs to tone it down a bit and maybe trade the pony in for a purse.
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The Walmart Sports Bra, Shorts, and Bandana
The Walmart sports bra is definitely the clothes you need to wear when working out this year. You're guaranteed to scare everybody away from you.
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Patriotic Potpourri: High Heel Red Boots, White Leggings, and Blue Jean Skirt
It looks like somebody from Dr Seuss. Maybe she needs to enter the Walmart fashion awards. She has a shot at the title.
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Say Cheese! -Class Frown
I guess school pics didn't go well today. Instead of giving a smile this kid decided to break the camera. Ouch.
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Hanging Barbie Planter
Nothing like seeing Barbie hanging upside down and dismembered in your garden. It really adds a lot of mother nature to the picture.
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Caution: Wet Floor Loaded with Poop. Don't Slip!
I think I'm going to pass on shopping at Walmart from now on. Likely this was not a dog and I'm thinking slipping on human poop is a fate worse than death.
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Beautiful Elevated Bed with Freestanding Grand Staircase
Count me in for one of these in my bedroom. This is how you go to bed at night. It's like you are looking out over your kingdom!
