Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Piggyback Ride and String at Walmart
It looks like this couple is having fun but that string is causing everybody in the store to not have too much fun. It's like a skeleton set of undies.
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Gym Shorts at Walmart
God this guy needs to go home right now and have his mom dress him again. There seems to be no end to the limits these walmart shoppers go to.
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Kitchen Sink Fashion: Yoga Pants, Lace, Jeans, and More at Walmart
This girl has a little bit of everything. So I guess that means it goes with everything right? At lease she is creative while looking silly.
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Pimp My Ride: Bed Frame Bike and Boom Box
Not only does he have good music and a great pink color but he has an extra seat and a cooler for refreshments. This bicycle has everything!
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Blue Velvet Fuzzy Boots with Eyeballs at Walmart
It looks like she's part cookie monster or something. I tell you this place has the weirdest people in the world shopping there.
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Area Rugs at Walmart
Now you can have rugs that are great for the floor or for wearing out to a special occasion like shopping at Walmart. Looks classy.
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Animal Print Shorts and Top at Walmart
Welcome to the jungle of Walmart. All clothes are not only wearable but they make a statement that says I'm Walmart and I'm special.
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Optical Illusion: Boots and Checkerboard Pajamas at Walmart
Nothing like a checkerboard pair of pajamas to wear around the house or at Walmart. Don't want the feet to get cold so best wear some boots.
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Woman Looks Like Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump
I don't know what happened to this lady but she might be a genetic clone of Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Weird science experiment!
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Long Hairy Butt
That is some really long hair! I think she might be part sasquatch or something. I think it's time to go for a crew cut what do you think?
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Cupcakes and Boots at Walmart
She's got cupcakes on her butt. I don't think I'll buy any today. In fact I think I lost my appetite completely. I'm going to go home and rest now.
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Form Fitting Yoga Pants at Walmart
These yoga pants are so tight you can see a pimple on her leg. Any tighter and she'll have to go to the emergency room due to lack of oxygen.
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Selfies in the 50's
This is how selfies were done way back when. Those phones could barely get a signal let alone talk a picture. Then again they still can't get a signal.
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Bikinis and High Heel Shoes at Walmart
Now this is a combination you don't see very often. I guess sandals don't really go well with a bathing suit anymore. Weird!
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Extra Toes and Toenail Polish
Wow that's a lot of toes. I can't imagine she'd be able to find shoes wide enough to fit into. I wonder which toe is the extra one?
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Women's Shorts, Boots, and Midriff Tops at Walmart
You can tell it's summer at Walmart. Dressed lightly but with boots just in case it snows. This is an all weather outfit.
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We Fit... Fail --Stuck Moving Truck
This truck needs to change it's slogan to we fit but only under bridges that aren't lower than sixteen feet. Otherwise we don't fit.
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I'm Pregnant Call Me!
Imagine walking back to your car with your wife and getting that message. You'd have a lot of explaining to do right? LOL!
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Parking Lot Poop
It looks like the guy that did this had way too much taco bell. He had enough to kill a small army. Not sure if he's buried in it.
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Happy Father and Mother's Day at Walmart
This is the rare occasion where you can by either gender of card and still wind up with a winner. The beard really goes well with the rest of her.
