Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Packing Party Leotards for Guys at Walmart
You can tell this guy loves to party in these leotards. Not only does he have a big smiling face but he's packing too.
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Green Bathroom Bushes at Walmart
If you want to go to the bathroom at Walmart they have installed a great set of bushes for you to go. They are green and great for the environment.
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Flu Shots at Walmart
Now you can your flu shots at Walmart and not have to worry about how you dress when you go there. You can see this woman might still have to roll up her sleeve.
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How To Standout at Walmart
Why is there never a phone signal at Walmart? Do they have a lead roof? To top it off this guy has a shirt can you see me now asshole? Yes the signal is extra strong!
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You Better Run! - Caught Cheating
This is what happens when you catch your man cheating. You wind up chasing his girlfriend down and beating her with a broomstick. Run girl. Run!
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In Your Face Savings at Walmart
The savings at Walmart are so low the are practically in your face. You won't go home empty handed. That's for sure! In fact you might need to take a shower afterwards.
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DIY Duct Tape Bikini Top
No need to worry about the wrong size. With a duct tape bikini top one size fits all. Just keep putting on more pieces of tape.
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Plastic Storage Bins and Butt Cracks at Walmart
Get your plastic storage bins at Walmart and get a butt crack for free. Not sure which one has more room. You figure it out.
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Pizza and Donuts at Walmart
What a clever idea. You know most people crave junk food so why not paste some pizza and donuts right to your body to make yourself appear more appetizing?
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The Best Pick Up Lines at Walmart
This is definitely one of the best pick up lines at Walmart. "Are you wet yet?" is sure to make the ladies swoon over you or maybe swing a pan at your head.
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Red White and Blue Tutu at Walmart
Walmart shoppers are definitely the most patriotic and the most fashionable. That tutu definitely goes great with the colors of our flag!
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Walmart Parking Lot Tanning Salon
The Walmart parking lot tanning salon definitely has the lowest prices. Just park your car and lay right on the ground and soak up some rays and some tar.
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Free Puppies at Walmart
Free puppies at Walmart. Sports Bra is not included. You can see people are going to be adopting puppies left and right.
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Static Cling: We Got Your Back
This is a static cling catastrophe. Not only is something stuck to her back but it just so happens to be her panties. Yikes! Embarrassing!
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Perfectly Balanced Spices at Walmart
Get your perfectly balanced spices at Walmart. They are stacked a mile high and the some kid's back. Don't take the bottom one first!
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Huge Makeup Heist
Breaking news: Arkansas woman arrested after allegedly shoplifting $144 worth of eyeshadow. I guess she really needed the makeup!
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"I Love Sleep" Undergarments at Walmart
Who doesn't love sleep? At Walmart you can find the perfect undergarments to sleep in or wear to the store. Versatile!
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Me Before Prom vs Me After Prom
Me before prom vs me after prom. You can see there is a slight difference. In the first one I'm standing up and in the second I'm lying down with my makeup running into the pizza sitting on my face.
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McDonald's DIY Drive Thru
McDonald's just opened a new DIY drive through. All you have to do is drive your vehicle right through the front door and into McDonald's.
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Coke Has New Competition at Walmart
Looks like coke has some new competition at Walmart. I don't know if I really want to try this new product. It probably tastes funny. Coke vs cock. Who will win?
