Neal Crow
live and let live
-
Surprise!!!
Really surprise her with a set of knives from Walmart. Preferably you should do it in the shower like Norman Bates in Psycho.
-
Widest Selection of Purple Sweatpants at Walmart
At Walmart you have the widest selection of everything! And to drive that point down she is personally implementing it herself.
-
Walmart Belt Buckle in Gold *Exclusive*
Get your Walmart gold belt buckle a Walmart exclusive. I'm sure supplies are limited so you better act now!
-
Dog Show Digs Dress
This dog show dog is going for the grand prize. I hope she doesn't mind a big giant wet nose up her dress!
-
Toy Story Woody Woody
It looks like Woody is earning his name. I don't think Disney will approve of this version of the computer animated classic!
-
Two Faced Tattoo
You don't know whether this guy is coming or going. I'm thinking the head in back of his head might be his best side.
-
How To Apply False Eyelashes
You can see this guy knows how to apply fake eyelashes. He's sporting the goatee in full bloom. I guess his wife doesn't mind that she's missing an eyelash.
-
Heading to Yoga Class
Looks like she's heading to yoga class. She'll be fine once her head snaps off. She's flexible enough where it will bounce back.
-
You Know You're Not at Walmart When...
Somebody paid with a few thousand dollar bills. I hope they don't get all their change in quarters and dimes. They're going to need a truck!
-
The Mother of All Mullets
This might be the mullet of all mullets. You know this kid is fresh from Walmart and ready to take the world by storm. All he needs now is a big over his head.
-
Blond Dog Selfie - No Way Girl
Girl I'm here in the subway just waiting for my stop. You can see my hair is all done up right. Plus, it's all my real color.
-
Pots and Pans at Walmart
The pots and pans at Walmart are also available in the hat section. These dual purpose pots will make you look sharp.
-
Cleanup On Aisle Four. Poop at Walmart
The good part about this is there really is no cleanup necessary and they even better part is there is no butt crack either.
-
Free Shipping on Wood from Walmart
The great thing about free shipping is it's free. The bad thing is that a few boards might be broken by the time they get to you.
-
Hair Extension Hook
She's not even trying to blend that one in. This is great when you want to wear your hair in a bun but also wear it down.
-
Belly Bomber Burgers Served Poolside
I think McDonald's should use this guy as their spokesperson. Not only does he look the part but he also uses the product even when he's in the pool.
-
Just Getting Gas...
The tour bus is stopping to get gas and I'm getting gas as well. It seems like we both have the same problem!
-
My Dog Thinks He's Human
My dog thinks he's human. Somebody has to tell him he's just a dumb dog. I don't know why he thinks this. He doesn't even look like a person!
-
Off To Walmart... Need Anything?
You can see this dress has the trademark Walmart butt crack. Not only that but it's the focal point of the whole outfit. No way girl!
-
Bounty Select-A-Size Paper Towels at Walmart
Bounty Select-A-Size paper towels are great. If you need just a hand size piece you're covered. If you need a piece the length of a football field you're also covered!
