omfg
meaning
Oh My Fucking God! An extreme version of OMG.
Anthony: "You are never going to guess what happened to Charles."
Ellen: "What?"
Anthony: "Yesterday I had him over for lunch and then I barbecued him"
Ellen: "OMFG!"
More words
poindextrous
Equally adept at speaking to geeks and normal people.
"Did you see Dave launch that rocket into space the other day? Today he was doing shots with a group of ladies at the bar. He's completely poindextrous"
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google
1. The mother of all search engines.
2. The entire world's knowledge at your fingertips Bob: Dude, I'm looking for green hermaphroditic earthworm's that live off the coast of madagascar and I can't find any on yahoo. Any ideas?
Ted: Did you google it? ♥ 2 tool A mental deficient, a fool, or someone who is just very gullible "Johnny just sent $1000 in the mail to claim his $20 million inheritance he received from an email this morning. What a tool!" ♥ 3 usain bolt To do something quickly or suddenly The criminals crashed into the jewelry store with their SUV and proceeded to steal the most expensive merchandise then usain bolted the heck out of there. ♥ 4 tanorexia A disease characterized by an excessive desire to tan oneself and a pale self image. After three sessions a day for a few weeks on the tanning bed, Jenna grew frustrated and decided to supplement with melatonin pills and some spray on tan. Despite the fact that she was darker than Dr. Dre, she still felt like Eminem, classic tanorexia symptoms. ♥ 6 nyan cat The never ending saga of a pink pop tart cartoon cat flying through space with a rainbow shooting out of his butt nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan cat ♥ 5
2. The entire world's knowledge at your fingertips Bob: Dude, I'm looking for green hermaphroditic earthworm's that live off the coast of madagascar and I can't find any on yahoo. Any ideas?
Ted: Did you google it? ♥ 2 tool A mental deficient, a fool, or someone who is just very gullible "Johnny just sent $1000 in the mail to claim his $20 million inheritance he received from an email this morning. What a tool!" ♥ 3 usain bolt To do something quickly or suddenly The criminals crashed into the jewelry store with their SUV and proceeded to steal the most expensive merchandise then usain bolted the heck out of there. ♥ 4 tanorexia A disease characterized by an excessive desire to tan oneself and a pale self image. After three sessions a day for a few weeks on the tanning bed, Jenna grew frustrated and decided to supplement with melatonin pills and some spray on tan. Despite the fact that she was darker than Dr. Dre, she still felt like Eminem, classic tanorexia symptoms. ♥ 6 nyan cat The never ending saga of a pink pop tart cartoon cat flying through space with a rainbow shooting out of his butt nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan cat ♥ 5
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