college has one of the best diets in the world. In the morning you have breakfast with a shot of liquor, at lunch you're about to take a test, so you have a bag of chip with a shot of liquor, by dinner time you feel so good, because you think you did good on a test you go out with your friends and eat at a nice restaurant. You come back and see your grade. and thats how a perfect lasagna goes down the drain.