pisstified
meaning
Pissed off and mystified at their stupidity at the same time
We hit an iceberg AND there are not enough lifeboats? I am super pisstified!
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iphone
a device you can't live without and must always have the latest version
"They killed Jethro by lethal injection yesterday. His last request was the new iPhone 5."
♥ 4
real g
A real gangster as opposed to a fake wannabe gangster that doesn't have a prison record or is alive passed 30.
Tupac was a real g.
♥ 5
heart attack
A meal consisting primarily of fat and cholesterol.
Don: "I'll have a bacon double cheeseburger, milk shake, fries, biscuit, a stick of butter, and some gravy please. Oh, and hold the salt, because I'm trying to watch my sodium intake.
Cherelle: "Next time just ask for the heart attack special" ♥ 3 karma what goes around comes around Ted: "Yesterday I burned an ant with a magnifying glass...lol"
Tom: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that, bad karma!"
(next day)
Ted: "You'll never guess what happened. My house burned down." ♥ 2 one direction A UK boyband whose members appeared solo on X-Factor (2010) and was subsequently put together by Simon Cowell. They have the ability to make teen girls burst into flames and their fans (Directioners) are fiercely loyal. Members are: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik. Tim: "Did you hear what happen to Jenna the other day?"
Ron: "No"
Tim: "She got followed by One Direction on Twitter and suddenly burst into flames!"
Ron: "R.I.P." ♥ 5 unfuck yourself Resolve your problems Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [hits Joker in the belly who falls to his knees] I got your name I got your ass you will not laugh you will not lie you will learn by the number I will teach you now get up on your feet you had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck ♥ 6
Cherelle: "Next time just ask for the heart attack special" ♥ 3 karma what goes around comes around Ted: "Yesterday I burned an ant with a magnifying glass...lol"
Tom: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that, bad karma!"
(next day)
Ted: "You'll never guess what happened. My house burned down." ♥ 2 one direction A UK boyband whose members appeared solo on X-Factor (2010) and was subsequently put together by Simon Cowell. They have the ability to make teen girls burst into flames and their fans (Directioners) are fiercely loyal. Members are: Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Zayn Malik. Tim: "Did you hear what happen to Jenna the other day?"
Ron: "No"
Tim: "She got followed by One Direction on Twitter and suddenly burst into flames!"
Ron: "R.I.P." ♥ 5 unfuck yourself Resolve your problems Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [hits Joker in the belly who falls to his knees] I got your name I got your ass you will not laugh you will not lie you will learn by the number I will teach you now get up on your feet you had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck ♥ 6
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