Real Men Care About the Size of Your Heart Not the Size of Your Jeans

Actually an enlarged heart is a serious medical condition. If you suffer from cardiomegaly please consult a physician. What you really want is a good brain. It controls thoughts, feels, passions and it is the largest sex organ (bow chicka bow wow) Plus the brain is squishy like a boob! Please don't squish brains. Also, I'm not a fan of jeans. I like a woman that can rock a nice pantsuit. I'm out of stuff to say but I still have cards leftover. Hmm... Hi Mom! Kids Don't do drugs crack is whack. Reclining chairs are the number one cause of accidental ferret death.