roflmao
meaning
Rolling on Floor Laughing My Ass Off
Laurie: "So I'm walking down the aisle in my beautiful white wedding dress and I trip and face plant."
Susan: "ROFLMAO!!!"
More words
instagram
One billion dollars.
Bill gates is the richest man on earth. He is currently worth 66 instagrams.
♥ 15
social notworking
Logging in to a social network while you are at work
"Lucy just got fired again. Too much social notworking"
♥ 6
yolo
You Only Live Once
"I'm going to try base jumping today. What the heck yolo!"
♥ 5
karma
what goes around comes around
Ted: "Yesterday I burned an ant with a magnifying glass...lol"
Tom: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that, bad karma!"
(next day)
Ted: "You'll never guess what happened. My house burned down." ♥ 2 electile dysfunction The inability to get excited over the main candidates for President of the United States. Thoroughly disgusted with the Republican and Democratic choices this election cycle, Tom decided it might be prudent to visit his doctor to see if he might be suffering from electile dysfunction. ♥ 4 redneck Lack of sophistication You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. ♥ 8
Tom: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that, bad karma!"
(next day)
Ted: "You'll never guess what happened. My house burned down." ♥ 2 electile dysfunction The inability to get excited over the main candidates for President of the United States. Thoroughly disgusted with the Republican and Democratic choices this election cycle, Tom decided it might be prudent to visit his doctor to see if he might be suffering from electile dysfunction. ♥ 4 redneck Lack of sophistication You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. ♥ 8
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