romnesia
meaning
Inability to remember anything that makes you look bad.
Ken: "Last night I woke up on top of my car with crap in my pants. No idea how I got there."
Ron: "Dude! Sounds like a really bad case of Romnesia."
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iphone
a device you can't live without and must always have the latest version
"They killed Jethro by lethal injection yesterday. His last request was the new iPhone 5."
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owned
To completely dominate
After marking 90 year old Beatrice as an easy target, Charles reached for her pocketbook and ended up with a cane straight to the nuts. As onlookers approached the scene and saw Charles sprawled out on the concrete it quickly became clear that Charles was owned.
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hipster
A person who follows the latest trends and fashions.
How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. ♥ 4 we need to talk You are in trouble. How come when my wife says we need to talk it's never about football? ♥ 8 pope wind A wind that only shows up when the Pope is around. It almost always messes up the Pope's robe as if God is taunting him. James: "Who is that parasailing?"
John: "It's just the Pope a huge pope wind came by" ♥ 5 giggidy A term used to describe something sexy or erotic used generously. Quagmire on Family Guy coined the term. (Girl asks for my order) Giggidy! (woman asks for the time) Giggidy giggly! (girlfriend files restraining order) Giggidy giggidy giggidy! ♥ 9
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram. ♥ 4 we need to talk You are in trouble. How come when my wife says we need to talk it's never about football? ♥ 8 pope wind A wind that only shows up when the Pope is around. It almost always messes up the Pope's robe as if God is taunting him. James: "Who is that parasailing?"
John: "It's just the Pope a huge pope wind came by" ♥ 5 giggidy A term used to describe something sexy or erotic used generously. Quagmire on Family Guy coined the term. (Girl asks for my order) Giggidy! (woman asks for the time) Giggidy giggly! (girlfriend files restraining order) Giggidy giggidy giggidy! ♥ 9
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