wind of doom

fart   deadly   smell   gas   silent but deadly
When someone passes gas that is so rancid it probably means they are either sick or deathly ill
Tom: (BOOM...pweeeeeeEEEEE!)

(pause...)

Helen: "Oh my God! That wind of doom was so bad my eyes are tearing. I'm not even going to bother calling an ambulance...what is the number to the morgue?"


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