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How To Cool Off in the Sand: Pug Burial
These poor little guys don't look too comfy. Maybe somebody better check to see if they have a pulse. They are either sleeping or meditating.
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Bug Eyes Baby Pictures
Ok this family might be odd looking but at least the look like they have a sense of humor. Either the kids were born with a congenital disease or somebody is sticking bulging eyeballs on the family photos.
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Hot Pink, Tattoos, and a Mean Look at Walmart
I wouldn't mess with this girl. She looks like she's ready to punch somebody upside their head. I think I'll go wait in another line now.
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Say Hello To My Little Friends! Packing Poodle Pistols...
This guy really means business. He can definitely shoot you up with those dogs but the real scary one is on his shirt. It looks like he's half man half dog.
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She Loves Me To Death...I'm Dying! Pink Skull Shorts at Walmart
This girl really knows how to scare people. It's not the skull that's the scary part! Oh well, move along nothing to see here except another Walmart fashion fail.
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Low Budget Vacation: Sunbathing in a Swamp
You know this is no frills because I don't see white sandy beach or a pina colada. This is the vacation that you get for free when you sign up and attend one of those buy real estate seminars.
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I Think I'll Pass... Nuclear Power Plant Spider Farm
When you see signs like this I say it's time to run not walk away. You never know when a giant mutant ninja spider glowing green will try to eat you.
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World's Sloppiest Kiss... Happy Birthday Dog!
Nothing like a little tongue action with your dog right? Hopefully he didn't just clean his butt beforehand. She's going to need to gargle with mouth wash afterwards... gross!
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Time To Put Daddy to Bed... Pajamas at Walmart
This little guy is turning the tables on dad. He made him put his jammies on and now he's going to put him to bed. All he needs to do is pay for the groceries first.
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Marathon Photo Finish with a High Five to the Face Fail
Imagine running 26.2 miles and finishing it with a slap in the face? This has to be one picture for the scrapbook. She might have to deck this guy afterwards and return the favor.
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How To Clean Your Dirty Laptop in the Sink: Just Use Soap and Water!
Some people believe in using compressed air. Call me a traditionalist but I believe in really scrubbing it good with the dirty dishes in the sink. It definitely won't destroy your computer.
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My Fish Almost Look Human... Fish Tank OMG
It's weird but sometimes I look at my fish and I can see they have human like characteristics. Is it just me or can you see it too?
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Bowel Blocked? Try Ex-Lax at Walmart
Most people don't realize that a blocked bowel is life threatening. Going to Walmart could save your life. This poor woman is on the bring of death or at a minimum utter embarrassment.
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Braun Electric Shavers at Walmart for a Nice Clean Shave or a Scalping
This guy looks like he tried to shave with his eyes closed. Maybe next time he should consider going to the barber and letting them handle it. He obviously has some problems with aim.
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Cat vs Mouse: The One That Got Away
This little guy took his eyes off the prize and before you know it the mouse made like a leaf and got the heck out of there. Next time the cat needs to pay attention and do his job.
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McDonald's New Lean White Meat McRib
These guys look like they need to pack on a few pounds. They look like they are emaciated and in need of a high calorie protein shake. McDonald's is going for the new lean meat.
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Longest Tongue in the World and Still In Braces
She still has some growing to do so that thing might easily get to be double the size. She's been known to scare people on occasion. She must be part cow.
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Yet Another Reason for a Hands Free Headset: Long Snake Like Fingernails
This woman is the epitome of why the headset was invented. Imagine your nails were so long they snaked around the phone a few times. It might be difficult to press those little buttons.
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Walmart Should Ban See Through Leggings... I'm Scarred for Life!
The only thing worse than seeing through this person's leggings are the underwear that lay within. I must admit I think I'm going to be sick.
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Just Browsing... Eyebrow Makeup Fail
Who taught this girl how to put on makeup Groucho Marx? She definitely used a magic marker here. She's probably high from all of the marker fumes.
