Ethan Wright
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Teacher Suspended Told Student: Lick Me Where I Fart
I don't see what the big deal is other than the kid having lifelong trauma at the thought of this or worse actually trying and getting a fart
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Designer Teddy Bear Doggy Bag
If you want to impress the other ladies you can't leave home without your designer doggy bag. This is guaranteed to impress the bitches.
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Vegas Showgirl Shirt at Walmart
This is the kind of shirt that turns heads. You definitely want to turn your head 180 degrees after seeing it's a guy. This shirt should be outlawed.
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Bugs Bunny Foot
This is either a deformed foot or a clever fake foot. I'm thinking it's a foot with two toes. What do you think? It looks pretty real to me!
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How To Roll Your Hair
After you roll your hair you can have a nice dinner with that big giant roll. Hopefully you also have some cold cuts and some cheese.
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Dad Gets Excited on the Subway
I don't think I will ever take another subway ride again. It looks like it's been infiltrated by the people of walmart. Love the shirt dad!
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Check Out Self Checkout at Walmart
With lines like this one who wouldn't want to use self checkout? I could wait in line for a few minutes then have material for my standup comedy.
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When Is Dad's Due Date? --Pregnant Pop
I guess with all the gene splicing and switching they've finally succeeded in getting a man pregnant too. I wonder where it's coming out?
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Superman vs Batman. Who is the Biggest Superhero?
Hmm. Judging by the look on her face I'm going to have to go with superman. He's not really flying. I think he's standing on one leg.
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Check Out My Bread Sword Guys!
This kid looks pretty proud of himself. I'm sure mom helped him make it. Now all he has to do is get some popcorn and go to sausage party.
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Kids Off to Party School -- Beer Backpacks
You know there isn't going to be much studying where these kids are going right? I guess they skipped middle school and grade school.
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Cute is Back at Walmart
Not only is she cut but she's advertising how cute she is. I think if you have to advertise it you are not very cute. What do you think?
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I Put the "Ooh" in His Ooh-Rah --Walmart Wives
Battle cry of the walmart women. Next thing you know they will be fighting on the front lines. Wait a minute. I think that already happened.
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Worn Out Bride Sleeps It Off
I guess everybody went home and forgot to get the bride. She's sleeping it off. I guess the groom might have gone home with someone else.
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Wind Hits Obama's Daughter Exiting Air Force One
I think Marilyn Monroe has competition here. This might not be as famous but she definitely has the backing of the president publicly this time.
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Dreary Dock Water Spout
You wouldn't catch me out on this dock even without the water spout. I think I'd much rather be at home and maybe take a chance in my tub.
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Women's Boots at Walmart
Now you can get your long black boots at Walmart and still have enough money left over to buy a clown outfit. That's savings you can count on.
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Animal Print Activewear at Walmart
If you can't be an animal at Walmart you might as well look like one. This specimen looks to be a cheetah who just finished marking the bathroom.
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Black Pigtails and Furry Leg Warmers at Walmart
This an outfit you don't see very often. It's very goth. I think they need to upgrade with the times and wear some tattered clothes.
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How To Pick Up Guys at Walmart
There is no easier way to pick up guys at Walmart than plastering a booty licious sign on your butt. That says come and get me.
