Ethan Wright
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Tan Pants at Walmart
Now you can wear pants and have them blend in with the rest of your body. It looks like she's not wearing any pants. She might need some more pants.
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Sports Bras at Walmart
She's definitely ready for some sports. She's got the outfit now all she needs is the action. A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step!
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Big Trouble at Walmart
Better look out. Looks like we got big trouble and she doesn't look like she does anything small. There's definitely magic in thinking big!
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Women's Casual Butt Wear Walmart
I don't know what's in there but it looks like it's growing. You better stand back this thing might blow up! It could be a new nuclear weapon.
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Toilet Paper Tail for Tough Stains at Walmart
It looks like she didn't finish the job and missed a spot. Somebody please send out an emergency to evacuate the store before somebody dies of disgust.
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Blue and White Bikini Tops at Walmart
All they need is some red and we can call them patriotic. Good thing they aren't shy walking around in bathing suits in the store.
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Baby High Heel Shoes
I'm sure your babies are going to want pairs of these now after seeing them. Sleep, Eat, Poop and wear women's designer animal print high heel shoes.
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Florida Man Foiled Stealing Two TV's from Walmart
I don't think this robbery was executed by an expert. I could understand your pants falling down but how did the crack pipe get in there?
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Bottom Falls Out On Prices at Walmart
It looks the bottom is falling out on more than just prices at Walmart. It looks like bottoms are falling completely out period. Send some more clothes stat!
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Bikini Top and Poop Brown Pants at Walmart
This is definitely the height of fashion at walmart. I don't think it gets much classier than this. All she needs is a confederate flag.
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Grandpa's Blue Blouse at Walmart
I really think grandpa looks great in this blouse. The good news is he and grandma share the same wardrobe so they save lots of money
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Red Hot Spicy Shorts at Walmart
I think these shorts might be too hot to handle. Somebody get me a fire extinguisher so I can put out all this heat. How embarrassing.
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All Shorts Cut In Half Price Sale at Walmart
It looks like those shorts were split right down the middle. I don't even see how those two halves could be connected. Massive price cut!
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Men's Onesie Casual Clothes at Walmart
Sign me up for a dozen of these. I'd wear them to work, bed, play whatever. It seems like a really versatile. You could even wear it to work.
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If Jupiter Was as Close to Earth as the Moon...
Not only would I never go out of the house again but I'm pretty sure my house would be crushed by the gravitational pull and the radioactive bombardment.
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Skin Colored Undergarments at Walmart
This looks like a Walmart free for all. Somebody needs to tell this woman to throw on a pair of pants. Good thing her underwear blends in with her skin color.
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Just Say NO To Butt Crack at Walmart
You know this is bad for your health. She looks like she might need some medical assistance too. Hopefully she'll be ok.
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I've Finally Arrived... Coffee vs Chrome Lamborghini
I don't know what is more expensive these days the Lambo or the coffee. I know that the coffee doesn't have a massive insurance policy.
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How To Slice Lemons with a Saw
Guys will be guys. I guess this guy couldn't find a knife so he decided to use a saw that cuts down a tree to slice some lemons.
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Saving a Sunset
It looks like this guy is playing with a ball right? I don't think his hands could touch the surface of the sun but maybe a sunset is cooler? :-)
