Ethan Wright
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Identity Protection at Walmart
This is definitely the best way to shop at Walmart. Nobody will recognize you. You don't even have to dress up or put make up on. Time saver.
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Long Skirts at Walmart
Good thing she is conservative and is wearing a long skirt. You don't want to accidentally see her knees or ankles! The butt must be a broken window.
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How To Cut a Crustless Pumpkin Pie Piece
This is how you cut the pumpkin pie if you are a selfish jerk! Now I'm going to have to have some extra crust on my piece. Looks like good crust though!
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Pink Couch Cake
Get me a slice of this cake! Yum! After you go into a sugar coma you can take a nap on the couch afterward! Damn this looks good...
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Eyes Off My Butt!
Stop staring at my butt and let my butt do all the staring. I find that I get lots of attention this way. Everybody thinks they are being watched...
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Backwards Bikini Butt
I think that her bikini butt really brings out the best of her belly button. Somebody is damn good at photoshop or she's some contortionist.
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Wedding Salad: Mouth Full Photobomb
You can see that she is in the middle of chewing her salad and the photographer was kind of enough to catch her in the act. I'm sure the wedding couple will want this one in their album.
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The New Ear iPhone Cover
This is great because instead of seeing a phone next to your ear people see your ear. This doesn't work so well if you are brown or black.
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Half Price on Split Pants Sale at Walmart
Now you can get your ripped pants and not pay full price. How can you beat half price? It's worth it to walk around with a hole in your pants and expose your butt.
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Mom Takes the Kids to Walmart
I think she needs to throw on some pants. Those kids are going to have a hard time explaining mom's hiney. Maybe she's all dressed for work?
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Pink Polka Dot Pajamas at Walmart
Somebody send this girl home so she can get some sleep. All she needs is her pillow and a blanket. The white tank top is a nice touch.
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Cute Carrots
I never thought I'd see carrots that were hugging. Hopefully nobody will separate these two or at least eat them together! Too cute!
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Fashionable Open Back Top Fails at Walmart
I can't wait until these become really popular. I'll be able to see every fold of fat and roll of skin on somebody's back instead of guessing what it looks like.
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Toilet Paper Dispensers at Walmart
Now I never have to change my toilet paper again. These toilet paper dispensers look like they will last a lifetime. I wonder if you have to feed them too?
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Coca Cola Targets Butts at Walmart
I guess you can pretty much guess where all that sugar water is going on your body right. This helps to make it more obvious. I'm giving up soda.
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Save Money Live Better in White Corsets at Walmart
I can see why you save money. You only need to buy underwear and not much else. The store is so flexible it allows you to show up in your undies.
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Onesies for Men at Walmart
This looks so comfy. I'm going to buy a few of these. Not only does it look comfortable but it looks like you'll get a lot of compliments on how great you look.
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Daredevil Takes Pee Off Trolltunga Cliff
This is definitely a dangerous feat. Not only do you have to go to the edge of the precipice but you have to make sure your bladder is full. Great Norway visit.
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Classy in Black and White at Walmart
Everything at Walmart is black and white and straightforward. Either it's classy clothes or no clothes at all. This seems like a mix of the two.
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Peekaboo: How To Pick Up a Girl at a Party
This is some valuable tips on how to pick up a girl. Pick her up and put her on your shoulders. Than stick your head out from between her legs!
