Daniel Smith
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Mascara: Don't You Eyeball Me!
If you don't put on mascara like this then do you even put on mascara?
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Hot On Top Cold On Bottom
Why am I hot on top and cold on bottom? Must be the way I'm dressed!
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3 Things We All Need For A Happy Life
Walgreens just gave us the three things we all need for a happy live. Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger.
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Low Ceiling Bunk Beds
10 year old me on my bunk bed trying to touch the ceiling.
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Prowler Licking Doorbell
Prowler spends 3 hours licking doorbell at California home. Did anyone ask him how many it took to get to the center of a tootsie roll?
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Neck and Cervical Support at Walmart
Neck and cervical support at Walmart. Just don't overdo it. You might wind up looking like a giraffe.
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The Closer
Me walking through the kitchen closing all of the cabinets my husband leaves open.
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Chapstick at Walmart
If you are looking for Chapstick at Walmart stay away from this couple.
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Flowers from His Ex-Wife
I see that his ex-wife's flowers arrived. Apparently she didn't have much love for him.
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Shut Up Shuttin Up
Shut up shuttin up. Nothing like a shirt to say exactly how you feel.
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Low Cal Ice Cream Cone
Does this ice cream cone make me look fat? It looks like a low cal ice cream cone. Wait where is the ice cream?
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Maybe He's Half Human, Half Lego
Maybe he's half human, half Lego. This guy at Walmart is shaped like a box.
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Everyone Shut Up! I'm Trying To Think.
Everyone shut up...I'm trying to think. It's not easy with this bowl of spaghetti on my head.
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Machine Gums Kelly
Machine Gums Kelly showed up at Walmart. He looks just like Machine Gun Kelly but without real teeth.
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Accidentally Open the Front Camera
When you accidentally open the front camera but your cute so it doesn't matter.
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Drug Store Cowboy
The drug store cowboy just showed up at the Walmart pharmacy. He needs to tuck his shirt in.
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Being A Girl Over 6ft On Tinder
This is how it feels to be a girl over 6 feet tall on Tinder. You really stand out!
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Flesh Air
Just getting some fresh air at Walmart with my flesh colored pants. Great for just blending in.
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Breaking News: Fashion Fail
Tonight's main story: my outfit looks like ...omg. Major fashion fail.
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Try Before You Buy Underwear at Walmart
Get your underwear at Walmart. Try before you buy. How convenient.
