Charles Valentine
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Chicken Nuggets Nail Salon
A guy at the salon straight up feeding his girl chicken nuggets while she gets her nails done. That's the kind of love and support I need.
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Winter Body After One Week with Family
My winter body before the holidays. Me after one week at home with the family.
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Gym Giraffe
When a giraffe goes on steroids...there goes the neck. He's probably on an advanced stack.
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Sign Me Up
Now that we have your attention. Slow down! Clever sign. It might be the cause of new accidents.
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Indebted
Me: I'm done spending money. I'm going to be more responsible. Any store: surprise sale! Me: charge it!
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Mom Brushing My Hair
When your mom brushes your hair and tells you what a handsome boy you are.
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Dream Husband
When you're mad at your husband for something he did in your dream.
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Fried Chicken
If you're looking for legs and thighs come on down to KFC. We'll take care of you good.
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Christmas Cookies
Christmas cookies? No, I haven't seen any Christmas cookies. These sprinkles on my nose are just a rash.
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Waterproof Socks
When you see water on the floor and you've got socks on.
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Happy Birthday!!!
Happy birthday Pat! Hope all is well, enjoy your day buddy!!!
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Put Me Back
Put me back. It's way too noisy and annoying out here. I liked being inside your womb.
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Speechless
When you feel empty inside but you can't express it cause you don't know any words.
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Real Women Have Curves
Real women have curves and real unicorns have curves too.
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My Crowd Size is Bigger Than Yours
This is the difference between Obama and Trump and Queen crowd size. No contest.
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Low Carb Diet
This is me when I cut sugar and carbs from my diet. I'm ready to eat the wall.
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Soda Pup
Two bottles of soda pups please. I love when my dogs dress up like a soda pop.
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Say Your Prayers...
I hope this lion has a Christian heat. Oh lord Thank you for this meal you put on my table.
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Facial Hair During Pregnancy
During your pregnancy you might notice more facial hair. No need to worry it's just hormones.
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Stay In Place Makeup
No need for a seatbelt you you have your stay in place makeup. Unfortunately the place you stay is your face planted on the seat in front of you.
