John Rodriguez
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Christmas Tree Tops at Walmart
Now you never have to decorate a tree again you just wear it on top of your head. I'm sure that comes with shampoo and conditioner.
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McDonald's Mc Eyebrow Arches. I am Loving It!
It's great that walmart has a McDonald's in it. It's even better that the golden arches are sitting on this woman's face. That's loyalty.
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Sneaker Sandals at Walmart
These are great. Two for one. Now you can save money but not having to buy them separately. Not only that but they look fabulous.
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Rudolph the Brown Nosing Butt Crack
Who would have ever thought Rudolph would visit Walmart? When you can fly anywhere that's not a place I would be visiting.
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Khaki Butt Crack
You know this color will be selling a ton. It's the only color that matches the poop that would be staining those clothes. Thus, no washing required!
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All Shopped Out
You know shoppings over when the kid collapses on the floor. These moms have that kind of ridiculous shopping stamina going on...
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Upside Down Snowman
The snow man that fell on his head. Somebody has to try to put him right side up again. It's not going to be easy. Those boulders weight a ton!
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Big Hershey's Kiss Cookie
Now that's a big kiss. I'm going to have to wash myself down afterwards. I might even go into shock from all the sugar, a major sugar coma.
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Shampoo and Conditioner at Walmart
I think she's going to need a whole truckload of shampoo and conditioner. Walmart is going to have to bring out the palette and scrub brushes.
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Man Eating Snowman
I'm sure the kids won't be messing with this guy. The only thing that can take him down is global warming or maybe just a few degrees warmer.
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Hanging Jewelry Organizer at Walmart
I can't think of a better way to organize jewelry then to let it all hang on your back. It looks like she has some keys hanging there too.
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Pink Pajamas and Sunglasses at Walmart
It's ok to show up at Walmart as long as you wear shades. Then nobody can identify you afterwards when you are outside in the real world.
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Men's Short Sleeve Shorts at Walmart
This is a great outfit. It says I'm here and I know I'm different therefore let me blend right in. I'll add some tattoo sleeves for good measure.
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Try On Undergarments at Walmart
Now you can try on underwear before buying at walmart. What a deal! Just make sure that you wash and sterilize it before putting back.
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Fluffies at Walmart. Tres Chic!
I guess this woman has raised the bar for everybody. Now everybody is going to have to look like sasquatch from the waist down!
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Men's Platform High Heel Shoes at Walmart
Women's shoes are now so appealing that even the guys are wearing them. Pretty soon they'll be wearing dresses and skirts too!
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Rear Overhang at Walmart
It looks like she has a little cliff back there. Walmart should implement some limits as to how far back the rear overhang can extend.
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Back Pockets at Walmart
Who needs pockets when you can make your own? Just don't ask me to shake hands with this guy after he puts his hands in his pockets!
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High Heel Fashion at Walmart
What a combination. It looks like she's all dressed up to go hiking as a forest ranger. Her clothes seem to fit funny too. She's probably a mutant.
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Bulk Toilet Paper at Walmart
It looks like she cleaned the whole store out. No wonder why I can't ever find any toilet paper in stock. They need to put a limit on the amount you can order.
