John Rodriguez
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Baby Blue Boo
My boo in baby blue. She knows how to stand out in a crowd.
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Massive Mannequins
Those are some massive mannequins. I don't think they can get much bigger.
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Muscle Mullet
Nothing shows off your mullet more than muscles and a tank top.
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8 Week Abs Diet
If you want better abs follow this guy's program. He's obviously getting results.
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Food Sitting
This person is sitting on the food at Walmart. She's really cool.
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Ursula The Sea Witch
Will she: a) Enchant Ariel, b) Freeze Han Solo, c) Ask Mike Wazowski to file his papers.
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Striped Pants
Black and white striped pants are in style now. Get them while supplies last.
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Clawful
He said my puns were clawful. I said he was lion.
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Bedding Sets at Walmart
Bedding sets at Walmart. This looks extremely comfortable and matches my jeans.
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Story Of My Life
This pretty much explains my life. Stress relief turns into a mess to clean up.
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Holy Crap
Holy crap. I knew I shouldn't have reached down for a sports drink.
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Spa Day
I'm having a spa day. I need things like this to keep me calm while living with you.
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Stop Looking
STOP. I know it's impossible to look away. At least try.
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I Live With A Monster
I love with a monster. There is enough orange juice left to fill a thimble.
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Pink-A-Boo
When your undies go peek-a-boo. It's time for a darker color.
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When Your Account Goes Negative
When your account goes negative just drop kick the atm for some cash.
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One Size Fits All
One size fits all. The rest can just hang over the back.
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Pick Me Up Before You Go Go
Pick me up before you go go. I'm not planning on going solo!
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Extra Strong Suspenders at Walmart
If you really need strength in your suspenders try these on for size. They definitely won't let you down. However, they might let down your pants.
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Skin Colored Pants
Now that's something that's not going to become popular. Why wear skin colored pants when you can wear no pants?
