Chuck Dixon
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Don't Forget To Brush Your Eyes
I'm pretty sure Moms are part of some sort of scientific experiment to prove sleep is not a crucial part of survival.
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I Hate You This Much
I hate you this much. Now put me down before I knock you out.
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Aim High
Aim high. Shoot for the stars. If you miss it at least you'll be further along than where you started.
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Big Mouth Bed
I think Biscuit likes his new hamster bed...
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Trump Norris
Trump Norris... made the wall pay for itself.
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You Want the Tooth?
You want the tooth? You can't handle the tooth!
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Lady and the Tramp Remake
The live action 'Lady and the Tramp' reboot is unsettling.
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Only 2 Types of Fastest Communication in the World
There are only 2 types of fastest communication in the world: E-mail and female.
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How Was Your Workout?
How was your workout? Everything hurts and I'm dying...
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Live Christmas Trees at Walmart
Live Christmas trees at Walmart. You know they are live when they start walking around!
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Mirror Mirror on the Wall...
Mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?
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Bert Goes Bald
Ernie telling Bert that it was just a prank and he didn't have to go through chemo.
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Sleep Deprived
When you didn't get enough sleep and every little thing throughout the day pisses you off.
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Are You Sure It's Sold Out?
I love when the customer asks if it's sold out. The shelves look like a ghost town.
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Nicotine Pumpkin Patch
Nobody told these pumpkins smoking is bad for you. They need to try the nicotine patch.
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DIY Haircut
When you're on a budget so you start cutting your kid's hair.
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Riding with the Top Down at Walmart
It's the world's first scooter that's also a convertible! I think she needs to put the top up now otherwise she'll scare all the customers away!
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Half Price on Dresses Made in China at Walmart
Now I think I know why they are on sale. It looks like it might be made in China. I don't even have to look at the label. It's obviously plastic.
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Tried To Surprise My Mom...
I tried to surprise my mom by putting special requirements on the party supplies I ordered and they printed them on the outside of the box!
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Green Leggings and Camisole Tops at Walmart
This definitely gets the award for the least appropriate outfit at Walmart. I think she thinks she's sitting on her couch at home watching tv.
