Ron Powers
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Pet Supplies
Pet supplies at Walmart. Dress as your pet and we'll take 10% off.
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This Is Your Captain Speaking
Good evening passengers this is your captain speaking. Please pay attention to the inflight safety check as I play with the dangly bits on your lifejacket
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Order Here
Order here...right from the blue screen of death. Time to reboot.
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I Got My Thinking Cat On!
I got my thinking cat on. Now I can think very clearly.
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Just Another Day At Walmart
Just another day at Walmart. I think I'm starting to hallucinate.
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Stressful Day
Me after I've had a long stressful day of doing nothing.
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Call Me!
When I'm bored I go to Walmart and put these on people car windows...
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Airplane Forced To Make Emergency Landing
This airplane was forced to make an emergency landing because a woman smelled so bad.
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Too Trusting
This guy looks too trusting. Maybe he should be a bit more cautious.
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Happy Birthday Queen
Happy birthday! Have a purrrrfect day and drink a whole bottle of wine.
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Knee High Boots and Black Leather
Walmart is great for faux leather fabrics. You can play police dress up.
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I Won The Lottery!!!
I won the lottery. First thing I'm going to buy is another ticket.
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Deep Food
Walmart has deep frozen food. Be prepared to dig really far down.
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Wall Pods
AirPods to shut out the haters. Warning: may shutdown government.
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Hair Dyed
Don't use a Walmart bag to keep the heat in while bleaching your hair.
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Frozen Toilet
I won't be going to the bathroom today. I'll hold it in until summer.
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Sell Clothes for Cash
Sell clothes for cash and get cash clothes with all the money.
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It Could Be Worse
Attention: It could be worse. You're not dead!
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Girl Scout Cookies
Important alert! Girl Scout cookie week so avoid the main entrance of Walmart at all costs!
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Super Sore in a Sling
That has to hurt. He's hanging by a rope and it's threaded right in the wrong spot.
