Darrell Coleman
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Why I Take Hot Showers
I take hot shower to practice burning in hell. Practice makes perfect!
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Well Hello There...
The look you give when she finishes her juice box in one slurp. Well hello there!
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Reality Sets In
When you get a bad haircut and start thinking about how bad the roast session is going to be when your homies see it.
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How Do I Get Rid of Pimples?
How do I get rid of pimples? Try the new zits pop n play pimples games! You'll get good at popping them.
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Family Reunion
Aw how cute. A family reunion! That's why I love airports. People are always re-connecting.
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Chinese Buffet
This is why I don't eat Chinese food. Banned from Chinese buffet for going to the bathroom in the seaweed. Gran had two bottles of vodka.
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Mona Lisa Then and Now
This is the Mona Lisa then and now. You can see not much has changed except maybe a facelift and some lip injections.
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Sealed
You have a hole back here. Allow me to seal it. Those nature watchers get to have all the fun.
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How To Overcome Shyness
Him? No, he doesn't want a cookie. He says I can have two. Speak up or bite that dog's paw!
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I Finally Left Him...
Chicks be like... "Girl I finally left him and I'm ready to move on with my life"
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Budget Simulator
Here is a great budget simulator. You can see my bills far exceed my monthly income.
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Forget FaceTime
When you open snapchat with the camera facing you and it makes you reconsider sending anything at all.
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Moment of Clarity
What if the human is not my pet but I'm his? Suddenly my cat has a moment of clarity.
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Walmart vs Whole Foods
An odd shaped pear bought at Whole Foods vs a pear from Walmart super center.
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Sage Advice
Please stop nagging me! If a man says he will fix it HE WILL. There is no need to remind him every 6 months.
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Eyebrow Jewelry
No you can decorate your eyebrows with jewels. Forget the eyeshadow and eyeliner, go with the beads!
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Little Black Book
Make sure to always have your little black book with you. You never know when you are going to need it!
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Walmart Rolls Out Big Donuts
These donuts are so big you'll need to carry them on your back. The multicolored sprinkles alone are 10 pounds.
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How To Keep Your iPhone Earphones In Your Ear
These earphones will stay in your ear forever. Now you can listen to music in your sleep or pretty much anywhere.
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Baby Carriers at Walmart
This has to be the cheapest baby carrier out there. I don't think it's made in China. Just shove your baby between your legs and take that call on your cell phone.
