Darrell Coleman

@68824
20 Friends Joined May 2015
  1. Happy New Year

    Tennessee rings in the new year. It looks like the fireworks are shooting from everywhere.

    Happy New Year
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  2. Dear Santa Fulfill My Wish

    What do you want for Christmas? I want my mama to be happy. Leave it to Santa to fill mom's wishes too.

    Dear Santa Fulfill My Wish
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  3. Holding in a Laugh

    This is when you try to control your laugh at a serious situation.

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  4. Trash Can Wind Meter

    Lid flipped open. Tipped over. In the neighbor's yard. Down the street. I've lost my trash can.

    Trash Can Wind Meter
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  5. Stretch Goals

    It's important to have stretch goals. My goal is to some day be that wall.

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  6. Float Trip

    And that's why I don't Uber in Florida. The alligator is always late because he swims like a snail.

    Float Trip
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  7. Towels: Women vs Men

    This is the difference between men and women and towels. Women have one for every occasion. Men use the same one for their face or toilet paper.

    Towels: Women vs Men
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  8. Pancakes Beauty Pageant

    The beauty pageant of pancakes just declared a new winner. I think she just wants the pancakes.

    Pancakes Beauty Pageant
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  9. Why Are Men So Dumb?

    And then I said...I've never done this before! Why are men so dumb?

    Why Are Men So Dumb?
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  10. The Devil

    Boob sweat is definitely the devil. There's simply no way to cool them off.

    The Devil
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  11. The Four Words Ever Girl Wants To Hear

    These are the four words every girl wants to hear: "I'm making dinner tonight"

    The Four Words Ever Girl Wants To Hear
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  12. I'm Not Mad

    Women be like... Nope I'm not mad... as your care explodes into flames.

    I'm Not Mad
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  13. Lady Gaga's Parents

    That second one on the left. That's Earth. That's where you'll raise our daughter, Lady Gaga.

    Lady Gaga's Parents
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  14. Is My Wife Cheating?

    Did you go out last night? Maybe... Good thing it's not real obvious!

    Is My Wife Cheating?
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  15. Fonz vs Peta

    The toughest decision of Fonz's life is happening now with Peta. Should Fonz don the leather jacket?

    Fonz vs Peta
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  16. Work Face

    When there's a deep rage burning inside but you have to act nice because you're at work.

    Work Face
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  17. Thanks Mom

    Moms be like: "I'll take you to see Aquaman". You can tell mom is looking out for me.

    Thanks Mom
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  18. Gained A Little Weight

    When you gained a little weight but still are cute with a good personality.

    Gained A Little Weight
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  19. Polka Dots Pants Romper Onesie

    You know this black and white polka dots onesie is going to be a big fashion trend. Better buy two now before they sell out.

    Polka Dots Pants Romper Onesie
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  20. When Life Gives You Lemons

    Life has never given me lemons. It's given me anger issues, anxiety, a serious love of alcohol and a dislike of stupid people.

    When Life Gives You Lemons
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