Paul Carter
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UPS Worker Gets Fired At End Of Shift
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Komodo Dragon Walks Into A Home...
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German Shepherd Pranked By Crocodile Mask!
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Olympic Sprinter Flies To Finish Line ✈️
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Masterful Military Students Syncronized
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Keep Out
You would be better off sand papering a lion in a pair of pork chop pants than being caught on the other side of this fence.
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We Buy Men
We buy men used 29 and up. I'm sure they pay top dollar because they are in high demand.
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Bob Bares Balls
Bob loves going to Walmart and giving everybody a good show. Hopefully those are on sale two for one.
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I Said Be Quiet!
I said be quiet! Don't make me come in there! This kangaroo really knows how to threaten the kids!
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Drink Every Afternoon
Drink every afternoon and put a big sign on your back advertising it. Misery loves company!
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Got A Handle On It
It's important to get a handle on things. Just make sure your handle doesn't get locked to a shopping cart!
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I'm Going to Walmart Need Anything?
I'm going to Walmart need anything? I'm going to take my bike because my car is in the shop.
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Back Pocket Burger
I guess he loves eating on the go. He better watch out or it's going to fall on the floor and be ruined.
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Kind of the Forest
The king of the forest is on the prowl at Walmart looking for packaged meat. His tail is a dead giveaway.
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All Legs
She's all legs. Her legs go right up to her neck. Her pockets are on her knees though.
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Pears from Whole Foods vs Walmart
You can see the pears from Whole Foods are boring but the pears from Walmart have a lot of character including a butterfly butt crack tattoo.
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Bestselling Bell
This bell is really popular. They can't keep them in stock. Better get yours quickly while supplies last.
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Raspberry Beret
Raspberry beret... the kind you find in a second hand store. Man I miss Prince!
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Hot Ham Slices
It's important to server your ham slices hot. This ham is as hot as you can get. It will be popular with your guests.
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Super Size Guide
This size guide is perfect. You can use it to prescreen your man. Don't leave home without one.
