Felix Guerara
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Surprise! Christmas
Christmas... it sneaks up on you just like Halloween when Michael Myers sneaks up on the nurse and stabs her in the back.
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Merry Chriffmuff - Love Phteven
Translation: Twas the night before Christmas... love Steven
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A Very Broke Christmas
My life after I buy my friends and family Christmas presents. No food, no clothes, and alone on a deserted island :-(
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Christmas in Paris
A wonderful Christmas in Paris. Looks like Santa is joining in on the protests and riots.
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A Very Selfish Christmas
Contemplating how you're going to afford gifts in December when you're about to spend everything on yourself.
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Fabulous Flip Phone
Is there anything more 2004 than this? Maybe they will bring back the flip phone.
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Order Christmas Tree Online
Beware of ordering Christmas Trees online. Sometimes a big full tree shows up as a few sparse branches.
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Seat For Your Ex
When your ex asks for a seat give them one of these. I'm not sure if I'd go for the cactus or the slingshot. Tough call.
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Drama Queen Donald Trump
Drama queen Donald Trump is real starting to look like the real queen.
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When You Lose Your Snapchat Filter
When you move and your Snapchat filter comes off. From Amy Schumer to Dog the Bounty Hunter.
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Rich White Women in the Winter
How Rich White Women Look in the Winter
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Sagging Chin
Imagine having this kind of sagging chin. I guess it could be popular with the ladies.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kim Kardashian's Kid
If Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kim Kardashian ever got together this would be the result.
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Sweaty vs Cramped
Women problems vs men problems. The girl looks like very sweaty. The guy looks like he's a bit cramped.
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She My Shower Snack
When bae gets out of the shower looking like a snack. My husband is a hungry hippo.
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Motivation Level: 0
Motivation Level: 0. I think I'd rather just lay here all day long.
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Ketchup With Some Fries
I'll have some ketchup with some fries. I really need to work on my blood sugar.
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Pause and Reflect
Oops! AirDrop: iPhone would like to share a photo. Accept or Decline? I think I'll opt for decline.
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Shampoo Survey
I asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred. The number one answer was: how the heck did you get in here?
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Clueless
When someone replies to email asking for information that was in the original email.
