Tim Paulson
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Sleeper Sofa
When you get drunk and claim Walmart as your new home.
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I Feel Offended
I feel offended, but you certainly can't read that on my face.
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Best Pick Up Lines
Best pick up lines ever at Walmart. This one is a real popular one.
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Eye Didn't Look
When you're trying to sneak a peek but not be too obvious.
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When Your Husband Uses the Family Minivan
When your husband uses the family mini van you know he's going to leave it a mess. This giant tree trunk might also leave a few dents.
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Feather In Your Cap
Get your haircut at Walmart and get a feather in your cap. Not only will you look sharp but your hair will be easy to manage.
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Toys for Boys
Get your toys for boys and get a free shirt too. This shirt is likely to make you popular with moms and dads.
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No Arm Push Ups
No arm push ups are the best way to workout. Your arms won't be sore and you'll workout the muscle that matters. Way better than stiff legged deadlifts.
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Layer Cake Cut
This haircut looks like a layer cake. I'm sure it's going to become the next fad.
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Grandma Gets a Big Gift
Grandma gets a great gift for her birthday. She hasn't had a bunch of balloons this big in a long time.
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You Must Be This Tall To Ride
You must be this tall to ride. Rarely does a tattoo save you from going to jail. This one has the added benefit of impressing the ladies.
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Handbags and Pot Bellies at Walmart
Get your handbags at Walmart and they'll throw in a pot belly for free. I think this guy is ready to give birth.
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Lowest Price on Weddings at Walmart
Get the lowest price on weddings at Walmart. This wedding is only $294. That includes the pergola.
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Jugs of Orange Juice at Walmart
Bob always shops at Walmart for his orange juice. He prefers the big jugs of juice when showing his butt crack.
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Let Me Check My Inventory...
Walmart customer service has always been fast and friendly. They can check if an item is in stock just by putting their hands down their pants.
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White Wedding Dress Winter Hunting Camouflage
Don't knock it until you've tried. This cheap all white outfit is guaranteed to make you blend in with the snow. Yeah the guys might make fun of you but you'll be guaranteed to get the trophy.
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High Fashion Coats at Walmart
Nothing says high fashion higher than a black coat that says "I'm very fashion". You know that has to be a top brand.
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To All the Girls I've Loved Before
Nothing like a shirt dedicated to all the girl I've loved before. I'm sure this cowboy doesn't mind showing them off in the heat of the moment.
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How To Pick Up Girls at Walmart
You can see this guy has a way with the ladies. Nothing is more romantic than a shirt that says bounce that ass.
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Half Off All Shirts at Walmart
Half off all shirts at Walmart. The problem is you only get half a shirt! This guy needs to take the hair on his chest and put some on his bald head.
