Tim Paulson

@69845
34 Friends Joined July 2015
  1. Awkward

    When you're back at work Monday morning trying to put on that smile.

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  2. Seat Cushions

    No worries about crashing my cart into the guy in front of me. He has seat cushions.

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  3. Trigger Finger

    This is my reaction when no one wants to go out. God save the Queen.

    Trigger Finger
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  4. Shopping in a Straitjacket

    Here we are shopping in a straightjacket. Hopefully he won't escape Walmart

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  5. AirPod Shoes

    Get your AirPod stand and have your earphones look sharp in shoes.

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  6. Hand Lotion?

    Her hand smells like... hand lotion? What else would it be?

    Hand Lotion?
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  7. Serious Joke

    When someone takes your joke seriously and starts an argument.

    Serious Joke
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  8. Bad Hombre

    Looks like a bad hombre at Walmart. Those ripped stockings really go well with Sonic in his back.

    Bad Hombre
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  9. Raising the Dead

    When you died but your man shows up to your funeral with his side chick. Give him hell.

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  10. Easter Egg Hunt

    The Easter egg hunt is on. I think she just found two of them.

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  11. Any Plans for the Weekend?

    Any plans for the weekend? I think we are just going to relax on the couch.

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  12. Kylie vs Egg

    Who would win? The egg won! The Internet has gone crazy.

    Kylie vs Egg
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  13. Going Solo to the Prom

    Going solo to the prom. My mom made me a red dress out of 100 solo cups.

    Going Solo to the Prom
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  14. Pen Pals

    Confirmed. The pen jacket lives on.

    Pen Pals
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  15. Walmart Whale Tail Top

    The Walmart whale tail top. I think they just reached a new low.

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  16. Mc Planking

    2010 was a simpler time. Do you remember planing on the McDonald's sign?

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  17. Woman Arrested at Walmart Riding Scooter Drinking Wine from Pringles Can

    Woman arrested at Walmart riding an electric scooter and drinking wine from a Pringles can. She probably got a DUI.

    Woman Arrested at Walmart Riding Scooter Drinking Wine from Pringles Can
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  18. Breakfast Is Served

    When you want to have a healthy breakfast every morning but you're lazy

    Breakfast Is Served
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  19. Bad Signal

    Can you hear me now? I guess she is the new spokeswoman for the phone company.

    Bad Signal
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  20. Shout Shout

    Shout shout let it all out. These are the stains I can do without.

    Shout Shout
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