Tim Paulson

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34 Friends Joined July 2015
  1. Note To Self: You Are A Miracle #inspirational #quotes

    Note To Self: You Are A Miracle
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  2. Candy vs Cat

    Next time Halloween comes around put out a friendly cat instead of candy!

    Candy vs Cat
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  3. Lizard Saves Friend's Life

    This lizard goes down as best friend ever. He saved his friend from getting eaten by a snake that had him caught in a deadly embrace.

    Lizard Saves Friend's Life
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  4. Stairway To Heaven Climbing Tour

    The ladder is made of steel cables and it is the pinnacle of a climbing tour in Austria's Salzkammergut resort area.

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  5. Dramatic Weight Loss Before and After

    This proves you can do it! The more you lose weight the more you need to tan too. Just don't get too black if you are pale.

    Dramatic Weight Loss Before and After
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  6. Which Cats Can Complete Cup Obstacle Course?

    No two cats do it the same. I think the third one is most like the way I do things... totally chaos, destruction, and disaster. Cups scattered everywhere!

    Which Cats Can Complete Cup Obstacle Course?
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  7. When You Quit Your Diet...

    You quit your diet and switch to carb loading! This baby is digging into that birthday cake like it's no tomorrow.

    When You Quit Your Diet...
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  8. Reach New Heights

    Pictures only short people will understand: When you can't reach the top shelf.

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  9. Smoking Tan

    Friday night tanned and ready to party. Have fun people. Tan blonde.... looks like she just escaped a house fire.

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  10. Tinder License Plate

    Don't leave home without your Tinder profile on your car. Nothing says single like ILUVMEN.

    Tinder License Plate
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  11. True Love

    I love you so much. I will literally hold my farts in for you.

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  12. Family Values

    Family values are alive and well at Walmart. I think this kid might have been dropped on his head.

    Family Values
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  13. Meet My Three Friends

    Meet my three friends: Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner.

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  14. Furbaby

    That cat is really being a good sport. If I tried to dress my cat up in baby clothes I'd wind up missing some fingers.

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  15. The Princess

    We can't all be the princess. Someones has to sit on the curb and clap as I go by.

    The Princess
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  16. Leopard Print Winter

    It's a leopard print winter. You can really stand out in the snow.

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  17. Macklemore 10 Year Challenge

    The 10 year challenge everyone is jealous of. Macklemore hasn't aged a bit. He looks like Toby from the Office.

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  18. Lubricant

    You can never have enough lubricant. Walmart can barely keep it in stock.

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  19. Why Babies Are Born Without Teeth

    This is why babies are born without teeth. Enough said.

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  20. Woodstock at Walmart

    It's the flower children of Walmart. Looks like they are hosting Woodstock.

    Woodstock at Walmart
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