Rick Williams
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2020 Never Forget
That must be the new gold super bowl trophy awarded for hoarding of toilet paper.
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Bucket List
What's on my bucket list? A bucket with holes in it for coronavirus protection.
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When The Party Is Over...
When the party is over somebody always has to clean up the broken bottles and liquor off the floor. That scooter needs traction.
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Stimulus Check Before and After
That extra money from coronavirus is going right to new rims for the car!
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What To Do If You Run Out Of Toilet Paper...
This is what you do if you run out of toilet paper: Use duct tape. It sticks to anything.
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Oven Mitt Face Mask
This oven mitt is much better than a face mask. You can vomit into it and not have to worry.
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Face Mask With A Smile
These face masks really know how to spread some cheer. These should be mandatory.
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Girl In A Plastic Bubble
All you need is an umbrella and a shower liner and you have yourself a plastic bubble.
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Wearing Gloves
Wearing gloves does not mean you put the gloves on your face or in your mouth.
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Me Trying To Avoid Eye Contact
Me trying to avoid eye contact with the crack head at the gas station.
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Does Anybody Object?
This wedding is about to get a big surprised. That alien has a huge left hand.
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That Clears It Up
So can I get just one donut or do I have to buy the box?
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Toys For Grandpa
Walmart has toys for the whole family. Here is a great doll for grandpa.
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Do No Harm
Walmart should do no harm. This pharmacy has a different idea.
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Code Red
Code red! Call the police we're stuck on the beach and sinking in the sand. Good thing the tide is going out!
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DIY Mother In Law Suite
Here is a DIY mother in law suite. Grandma will love having her own place. It also functions as a birdcage.
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But Officer She is a Service Dog
But officer she is a service dog. Please don't break up our loving family. If I want that I'll go to the border.
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Butt Crack Glitter
Get your butt crack glitter and show off your stuff at Walmart. Finally something that makes it more obvious
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Fur Blankets from Walmart
These black fur blankets from Walmart are really great. You can lay on them and watch your favorite movie or walk around in them like an 800 lb gorilla.
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Biker Shorts at Walmart
I'm not sure if these are biker shorts or Underoos. It looks like he's dressed up like superman with a cape.
