Rick Williams
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Color Coordinated
Her pants match the shutters. She must really like hot pink.
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Cat On Computer
Nothing like taking a cat nap on the keyboard. I wonder how many R's she can type.
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Don't Panic
Relax David it's just a small surgery don't panic. My name is not David. I know. I am David.
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My Wife Is...
My wife is psychotic when she's not looking and hot when she is looking.
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How Would You Like Your Steak Cooked?
Like winning an argument with my wife. Rare it is sir.
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Gas Mask
Forget the face mask. You need a gas mask that has contained a lot of gas.
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Social Distancing Korean Style
This guy has his own portable isolation booth and he's riding on the subway with it
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Half Off Summer Shorts At Walmart
These summer shorts are half off. They are almost completely off but hanging by a thread.
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Fart Filled Face Mask
A new way to keep away coronavirus. The gas forms a protective barrier.
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DIY Face Mask
Hope my wife doesn't mind that I raided her drawers. I left the other cup.
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Water Bottle Head
No way to get the coronavirus now. Cheap hazmat suit out of simple plastic.
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Monkey Face Mask
The human race is devolved into monkeys at Walmart. This virus is getting out of hand.
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When You Realize You Are Pregnant
This cat looks really surprised. I'm sure she was expecting to have a litter.
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Follow Directions
Choose a name for your character. Choose wisely as it can't be changed later.
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Back By Popular Demand
Now you can get your clothing and hoes in a box. These boxes are really popular.
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Best Bed For Toe Lovers
Now you can lay in bed and admire your beautiful giant toes.
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My Cats Visit Me In The Shower
What a time to be bothered. My one cat has taken the liberty of climbing the shower curtain.
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Average Calorie Breakdown
This is the average calorie breakdown for most people. You can see dinner goes a little crazy.
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Fresh Scent Face Mask
For that April fresh scent why not try a fresh face mask? Ask your girlfriend first.
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Face Mask By The Book
She's following all the advice by the book. Booksmart! The problem is she's using the book too.
