Robert Shields
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Work Christmas Party
This is me at the work Christmas Party this year after my 8th free vodka soda.
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Brain Freeze
Get ready for a brain freeze. All the heat in me is flowing downward.
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Cat Look Alikes
Ron Perlman has a doppelgänger. This cat is a dead ringer for the Beauty and the Beast star.
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Bed Of Lettuce
This is an actual bed of lettuce. It looks really comfy. Hopefully it's not romaine lettuce!
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Finger Rock Formation
This finger rock formation is very popular. People visit it just to get the finger. If feels like Mother Earth is trying to tell us something.
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Free Nail Polish Remover at Walmart
Get your free nail polish remover at Walmart. Just take a bottle off the shelf, sit down, and go to town.
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Silly String at Walmart
Get your silly string at Walmart. It's not only good to spray at your friends but you can also use it as a colorful wig.
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Wedged in Cheesecloth at Walmart
That cheesecloth really looks wedged in. She's going to need a pair of pliers to pull out that wedgie. I'm not sure when netted leggings and ponytails became fashionable.
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Black Leather and Silver Studded at Walmart
Either she's part of a biker gang or she just decided black leather and silver studs was the way to go. She looks all ready for a rock concert.
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Redneck Rampage at Walmart
Looks like this redneck is going on a rampage. He's angry, he's got his confederate flag, and he's taking it out on all the wonderful walmart shoppers. The trailer A/C is probably out.
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Kangaroos Boxing
Watch these kangaroos fighting. If you think humans can box wait until you see these heavily muscled beasts come to blows. One kick and their claws can disembowel you.
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Huge Rabbit Riding: No Way Girl
The look on the girl's face with the drink is classic. I bet she's wondering if somebody spiked her drink with mushrooms.
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Cool Wet Lion
I would not mess with this guy. He looks like he's ready for dinner and you might be on the menu. Your best chance is to kiss your butt goodbye.
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Two Girls Kissing: Protesting the Protestor
That's how you protest a protestor. Give them exactly what they don't want. That's one long laundry list on that sign. Obviously they don't care!
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Baby Pig Bites My Nose
If this isn't the cutest thing ever I don't know what is. This little guy is going to be a tough one. Hopefully that guy will still have his nose.
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Very Reliable Fasteners at Walmart
If you need fasteners that are guaranteed to work look no further than walmart. They stand by their work. Just don't stand under a sign with a fastener!
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No Honey. You're Thinner Than Me Not Prettier.
She makes a good point. I'm sure that there are people out there that agree with her. To each his own I guess. I for one don't like blue hair.
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Muppets Cupcakes
Relive the muppets with a dozen muppet cup cakes! Now you can eat kermit the frog, miss piggy, and the rest of the gang and get a heavy duty sugar high.
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Hot T-Shirts
These t-shirts are so real I thought I could barely tell the difference! Forget surgery, just get a pair on these t-shirts and you are good to go.
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Bride in White Wedding Dress Photobombed by The Finger Underneath
This is one for the wedding album. I'm sure the family of the bride would love to have this one on the mantle. Somebody take that girl home she's had one too many.
