Norman Rockland
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Hyperrealistic Sculpture
This is just about the scariest thing I've ever seen. It looks like he's stuck in stone.
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Usain Bolt Tests Positive For Coronavirus
Usain Bolt is looking a lot like Kevin Hart these days. Maybe it's the beard.
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Bodybuilders In Suits
Nice suits but shrunken heads. Their body dwarfs the size of their head.
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I Didn't Do It
Any idea who shredded the chair? Nope, I was just sitting here didn't see anybody. Ask the dog.
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Bad Hair Day
This sheep escaped a farm and spent 6 years in the mountains, during which time he grew 60 pounds of wool. Wolves tried to eat him but their teeth could not penetrate the floor. You don't have to turn hard to survive the wolves just be really really sof…
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Most Confusing Stoplight Ever
I don't know whether to turn left right or go up or down. Maybe I'll just sit here.
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Watching The Clock...
Me at work on Monday and that clock you can't stop watching!
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Free Delivery From Walmart
Order that barbecue grill from Walmart and get free delivery by back and bike.
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Don't Feed The Birds
Don't feed the birds they might eat you when they are 10x bigger than you.
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Show Me Your Pearly Whites
Now that's a face mask with a smile. She might need some braces.
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How To Trim Hedges
This is how you trim hedges. It's really hard.
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Listen Kid....
Listen kid. I don't have much time. The only way to get to Old Zealand is...
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Facial Hair Face Mask
Get your facial hair face mask and show off the beard you always wanted to grow.
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Do Not Touch Other Players Balls
Coronavirus be aware. Do not touch other players balls. Wash your hands after touching your own balls!
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Hole In One
Here is a hole in one. This fox must be a professional golfer. Not even one bounce. He dropped it right in the hole.
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How To Get A Good Camera Angle
This is how you get a good camera angle. Make sure it's from the bottom and pointed up.
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When Mom Walks In
When mom walks in and you are on the computer. Maybe next time she can knock?
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My Trump Hair Cut
This is my Trump hair cut. Trust me it's real. You can run your hands through it!
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Price Drop on Plunging Necklines
Look for the price drop on plunging necklines. I hear they are falling really fast. Catch them before they hit the floor.
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Tops Only Tattoo Tuesday
It's tops only Tuesday at Walmart. Make sure you wear only a top so everybody can see your bottom and tattoos.
