Anthony Hansley
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And The Winner Is...
And the winner is...the dog that can send me to the hospital to reattach my appendage.
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I'm Single
This is how a woman tells society she is single. It's different in every culture.
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Seat Back Upright Position...
Seat back to the upright position. We are now ready for take landing with the guy next to you.
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I Want Somebody I Can Trust
I want somebody I can trust as much as this guy trusts that chair. I think that trust might be broken shortly.
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Postal Holidays
Do emails still get delivered on Thanksgiving? This is a common question amongst old people.
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How I Feel After Thanksgiving
This is how I feel after Thanksgiving. You can't fit any more turkey into this fat cat.
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Turkeys Get Suspicious
Something's up. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.
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I'm A Happy Meal
At my age I'm not a snack. I'm a happy meal. I come with toys and kids.
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Insert Here
When he's funny, sexy, intelligent, uses correct grammar and punctuation...
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My Winter Body
When you realize summer is coming and your winter body has gotten out of control.
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Trust
I need someone who trust me as much as this woman trusts her shirt.
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Polls Closed in Florida
No poles are safe in Florida. Just look at this voter. I think she's had enough.
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When You Respect Women
When you show her how much respect for women you have. It's so big! I get that a lot.
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Security in Stilettos and Leather
Somebody call security. It's a crime to look this good. Lock me up for good.
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Honeymoon Phase
At the beginning of relationship: Could I kiss your hand ma'am? After year: Did you hear how great I farted.
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DIY Convertible
DIY convertibles at Walmart. Now you can have the convertible you always wanted without the high price.
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Gloria All Red
Gloria wears all red to Walmart. I guess she really likes that color. She needs to cover some spots with more red.
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Trump and Kim Jong Un on Dancing with the Stars
Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un have signed with dancing with the stars. This should be a great season with huge ratings.
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Nails with Pails
These nails are beyond the pail. One of them looks like it's going inside of a pail. Where is the toilet paper?
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Cowboy Boots and Briefs
Cowboy boots in black and not much more than black. I think he's wearing briefs around the store.
