Anthony Hansley
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Amazon Delivery
Me waiting for all the stuff I bought from Amazon. I also have a pushed in face and I'm Persian.
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For My Tinder Profile
While visiting Michelangelo's David you get the bright idea to use him for your Tinder pic.
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No Makeup
Chicks be like: hair tied, chilling, with no makeup on. People start swearing you look like a corpse.
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All Dressed Up and Ready To Go
All dressed up and ready to go. You're waiting for the "I'm outside" text.
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Want Some Fries?
Ronald McDonald has a new ad campaign that's guaranteed to be a crowd pleaser.
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Shower Head
When you are in the shower and the lights flicker. That look is always the same.
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Dropping Hints Dating
When you take her out on a date and you're trying to drop hints. Straw man argument.
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No Weigh
When you weigh yourself the day after thanksgiving. You feel like Lucy during that big cry...
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Reflection
When you catch your reflection in the mirror and your outfit is on point.
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Narcissism
What a minute... I need to post this. Even when you are in a shark's mouth you need to take a selfie.
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Just Be Yourself
My therapist said to just be yourself. Let people see the person that you are... even if you are a trash bag.
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Leaving Work on Friday
This is me leaving for work on Friday. I do a ballet leap into the elevator and out of there...
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Long Sleeve Leotard
Good thing she is wearing long sleeves. You don't want to be too cold up there.
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Teachers These Days
Teachers these days vs teachers my days. It looks like they used to wear ugly sweaters.
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Parallel Parking in a Pothole
You had any spot to pick in the entire parking lot and you chose this one? Geez!
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Right Up My Alley
This ad is right up my alley. It's definitely my favorite bowling alley. It's amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb...
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Persistence
This is Justin Bieber after he's been trying for over a half an hour to get her to finish up.
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Kim K Divorces Kanye
When you first get together vs when he starts destroying your life. I can see Kim K is done with Kanye.
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The Honeymoon Phase...
Obviously the honeymoon phase. Give them a few more years and we'll see what happens.
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Which Girl Is More Popular?
Guess which girl is more popular. I'll give you a hint: not the one not eating the hot dog.
