Agnes Foster
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Vacation
Vacation all I ever wanted. Vacation how do you get away?
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Half Off Bicycles
Half off bicycles at Walmart. Now you can ride a unicycle.
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Always Plan Ahead
Always plan ahead especially when you are customizing your welcome mat.
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You Read That Wrong
I got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You read that wrong too.
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The Party Is Over
The party is over when she breaks your neck from a shoulder ride.
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Great Value DiCaprio and Generic Cruise
The real Tom Cruise and Leonardo DiCaprio don't like their doppelgängers.
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Preparing To Ask My Girl What's Wrong
I'm preparing to ask my girl what's wrong. I have my bomb suit on so I'm ready for an explosion.
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Really Shorts
This shorts are really short. I'm thinking they should be at least 90% off.
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Coat Of Arms
Nothing like going to Walmart with your coat of arms perfectly placed.
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Another Reason To Date Tall Guys
Just another reason to date tall guys. It helps getting to the top shelf with a lift.
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Nailed It
Looks like she nailed it. Those nails are creepy looking!
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New iPhone Chew Toy
I can see Apple is now appealing to puppies with the new iPhone chew toy.
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Honk Honk
Please honk if you have a horn. Yep I have lots of them.
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Housewarming Gifts: Kitchen Towels
Watch me whip. Chop it like it's hot. All about that baste. Can't touch this. I like big bundts.
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Me On A Roller Coaster
Me on a roller coaster vs me on a roller coaster when the camera takes my photo.
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Walmart Black Friday
It's Black Friday at Walmart. Bring your black platform boots, cap, shirts, and stockings.
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Eyes In The Back Of My Head
I've got eyes in the back of my head and about half way down.
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Shorts and Sunburn
Just wearing my shorts today and nothing else. My sunburn is killing me.
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Looking Sharp Girl
This is how I feel when I'm all dressed up and ready to go out.
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Maybe Nobody Will Notice...
Maybe nobody will notice the big giant red box around that stain.
