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Person A: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." Person B: "Cool story—still wrong. Next!"

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Person A: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." Person B: "Cool story—still wrong. Next!"

Friend A: "You're always late." Friend B: "Fashionably late. You're just jealous because you arrive early and still look basic."

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Friend A: "You're always late." Friend B: "Fashionably late. You're just jealous because you arrive early and still look basic."

Person A: "You think you're so smart." Person B: "I don't think, I know. Unlike some people who think mirrors are portals to better versions of themselves."

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Person A: "You think you're so smart." Person B: "I don't think, I know. Unlike some people who think mirrors are portals to better versions of themselves."

Friend A: "Life's too short." Friend B: "That's why I don't waste time talking to you—wait, too late."

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Friend A: "Life's too short." Friend B: "That's why I don't waste time talking to you—wait, too late."