hair porn
meaning
Stana Katic's hair
person 1: What's hair porn?
person 2: Stana Katic's hair
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instagram
One billion dollars.
Bill gates is the richest man on earth. He is currently worth 66 instagrams.
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real g
A real gangster as opposed to a fake wannabe gangster that doesn't have a prison record or is alive passed 30.
Tupac was a real g.
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procrastineating
Eating to avoid doing what you should be doing but would rather not.
Greg: "Tom do you have those reports I asked you to compile for today's meeting?"
Tom: "Um sorry no. I ran into some big problems."
Greg: "Damn you look about 10 pounds heavier. Have you been procrastineating?" ♥ 2 rick roll To surprise someone with Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video under the guise of something new and exciting that they should see. Fred: Hey checkout this new never before seen exclusive video of Ms Super Hot naked!
Howard: Sweeeeet! Let me check it out...(clicks on link)...Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
Howard: Damn dude. You just freaking rick rolled me. ♥ 8 redneck Lack of sophistication You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. ♥ 8 nizzle For non-white people nizzle means friend. For white people nizzle means shoot me please. Leroy: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle"
Tyrel: (fist bump)
Timothy: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle"
(multiple gun shots...story on the 6 o'clock news)
Tom: "Um sorry no. I ran into some big problems."
Greg: "Damn you look about 10 pounds heavier. Have you been procrastineating?" ♥ 2 rick roll To surprise someone with Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video under the guise of something new and exciting that they should see. Fred: Hey checkout this new never before seen exclusive video of Ms Super Hot naked!
Howard: Sweeeeet! Let me check it out...(clicks on link)...Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
Howard: Damn dude. You just freaking rick rolled me. ♥ 8 redneck Lack of sophistication You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. ♥ 8 nizzle For non-white people nizzle means friend. For white people nizzle means shoot me please. Leroy: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle"
Tyrel: (fist bump)
Timothy: "Fo Shizzle my Nizzle"
(multiple gun shots...story on the 6 o'clock news)
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