hair porn
meaning
Stana Katic's hair
person 1: What's hair porn?
person 2: Stana Katic's hair
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recyclopath
Environmental extremist
"Sunflower uses a bucket for a toilet then dumps it into her walls in the winter for insulation. What a recyclopath!"
♥ 2
flustrated
To be frustrated and flustered at the same time
"9 tries trying to remember my password and now it's asking me to type in some weird garbled text. I'm so flustrated!"
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real g
A real gangster as opposed to a fake wannabe gangster that doesn't have a prison record or is alive passed 30.
Tupac was a real g.
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karma
what goes around comes around
Ted: "Yesterday I burned an ant with a magnifying glass...lol"
Tom: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that, bad karma!"
(next day)
Ted: "You'll never guess what happened. My house burned down." ♥ 2 beer goggles The amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to the physical attractiveness of those around you. Don: "Ken that woman you were with last night looked like Sponge Bob with a wig!"
Ken: "Well she told me she was a super model and I believed her. I might have had my beer goggles on." ♥ 6 redneck Lack of sophistication You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. ♥ 8
Tom: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that, bad karma!"
(next day)
Ted: "You'll never guess what happened. My house burned down." ♥ 2 beer goggles The amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to the physical attractiveness of those around you. Don: "Ken that woman you were with last night looked like Sponge Bob with a wig!"
Ken: "Well she told me she was a super model and I believed her. I might have had my beer goggles on." ♥ 6 redneck Lack of sophistication You might be a redneck if...
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame. ♥ 8
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