HAPPY MAYAN APOCALYPSE DAY - GET IT WHILE YOU CAN!

Let's celebrate with inanimate objects having sex! According to the ancient Mayan calendar, December 21st 2012 marks the day the Earth will be destroyed and all human life will cease to exist. So, if the rumor is true and 21-12-2012 really is the day it all ends, surely there's only one thing to do?