Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Classy Ladies Leopard Skin Top and Black Short Shorts
Stay classy people of Walmart! Yet another super luxurious outfit guaranteed to make your friends green with envy as you waltz down the aisle. A must have item!!!
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All Dressed Up in Mesh and Ready For Shopping
When you go shopping why not get all dressed up? You should be comfortable why you shop. Just make sure people are not uncomfortable around you. Then again why not...it's Walmart!
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Snake and Apple - Tree of Knowledge - Good vs Evil
That looks like one yummy apple. I hope the snake doesn't get to it before I do. I guess we both can have a bite. Has anybody seen Adam or Eve?
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S*xy Red Pepper!
Red pepper that looks like a naked girls lying in a sexy position
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Girls How Often They do That
I don't always stare at my own tits But when I do, I squeeze them together
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Beautiful Wedding Dress With Giant Flower
This is the type of wedding dress that will surely getting you noticed walking down the aisle. It tells your man you are the boss. It's the power of the pussy!
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Best Bathroom Toilets Ever - Men Love Using Them
This has to be the world's best bathroom. Every man agrees. You can't wait to get to the restroom and use it because you know you will be relieved when you leave.
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Glamor Shots - You Can Always Count On Mom!
Your mother will never let you down. Even when you are taking a glamor photo for yourself and you are sitting on the bathroom counter in your lingerie!
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Mom and Girls in Bikini Bathing Suits Show Off Thongs!
Mom shows offs her new bikini bathing suit with a slight modification. It's now a thong! And her young girls follow right behind. No complaints from the guys.
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Mom Posts Extra Hungry Baby Feeding on Instagram
This little boy really knows how to get in there! He is going to town! So the mom gets the great idea to post his escapades on instagram. Cool idea!
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Real Cabbage Patch Baby Girl
Why buy a toy doll when you can have the real thing? This little girl looks so adorable in cabbage patch clothing and hair! I would love to add her to my collection!
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How To Have A Baby Naturally
This man is having a natural birth through his chest wall and stomach. It's the only way to go these days if you are a guy. Just grab a beer and go.
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Lipstick Makeup and Sunglasses Hide My Food Allergy
If ever your breakout in a severe rash from eating something that you are allergic to just apply copious amounts of makeup lipstick and don some giant sunglasses. Swelling problem solved.
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Best Kids Darth Vader Costume for Halloween
This outfit is guaranteed to get him lots of candy but maybe at the expense of attracting the wrong type of candy givers. Best to pass on this costume
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Anatomically Correct Educational Dolls For Children
Not sure about you but these doll are kind of creepy. Those little guys are way too young to have hair in those places. But I guess it's for the sake of learning.
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Don't Let Your Babies Drink Infant Formula and Drive.
Parents don't let your kids drive drunk. This picture shows us the perils of drinking and driving. This baby lost control of his truck it overturned. Time for milk-aholics anonymous
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Want To Lose Weight Fast? This May Be Your Problem...
Leave it up to your sneaky husband to tack on a few extra pounds when you are trying to weight yourself. Diet and exercise won't help. Try getting a new husband!
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Congratulations It's A Boy! Greeting Card
Insert finger and open card. Congratulation on your new baby boy! And notice his big giant finger hanging right between his legs. EPIC CARD!
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Cute Little Girl Hooks A Cute Little Girl Fishing
Looks like you caught a big fish by the hair young lady! Nice catch! Real it in. Be careful this one is going to be real heavy for you. Get the net!
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This Little Girl Definitely Needs Some Parental Guidance
Wow. Don't know how to start here. The duck face for one. She's way too young for attitude. Then there is the hand gesture. That's about it. Oh yes. The I love cock shirt.
