Joseph DiStefano

@jd

I’m a lover not a fighter

191 Friends Joined September 2012
  1. The Benefits of Smoking While Pregnant

    This mom seems to have the parenting thing down. She does a little Q&A on facebook about her new condition and the benefits of smoking while pregnant

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  2. Your Pajamas are Falling Down

    This is a double fail. Not only is she wearing pajamas but they are falling off her body! Not sure why these people think it's ok to fall out of bed and walk to walmart.

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  3. How To Park Your Car At Walmart

    This was an accident but nobody was hurt in the making of this picture! The girl walked away. The windshield however, will need to be replaced.

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  4. Now THAT is a Pair of SHORT SHORTS

    Think your shorts are short? Think again! This woman made it on instagram with a huge photo shoot and an even bigger butt. OH MY GOD...BIG.

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  5. He Ordered a Large Soda and Now He's Filling Up

    This guy is helping himself to a gallon of soda for the low price of a large or maybe even a small. I'm sure the machine is going to run out before he fills it!

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  6. Instagram Baby Really A Grown Up?

    This baby grown as shit. Why this baby look like it pay taxes. This a old ass baby. Samuel L Jackson young as shit now. Baby look like someone father n shit. Nigga got on a "let me see yo report card...go get my belt" face. This baby 46 years old fresh ou…

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  7. Odd Man Out? Joke's On Them!!!

    Joke's on them. They're missing the best part of the movie. It sucks being the odd man out but this movie really rocks. Could you guys keep down the moaning?

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  8. Ape Afternoon Delight. Awesome. Ape Expression. Priceless.

    These two apes are really getting into it! Good to see they are just like us. But the expression on the one ape is absolutely epic! Skyrockets in flight. Afternoon delight!

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  9. Bad Parenting Shower Shot - Nailed It

    Next time you take a glamor photo in the shower make sure your kid isn't in the shower too! Who is taking the picture dear old dad?

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  10. Walmart Baby Clothes from Plastic Bags

    This little girl is the new spokesperson for walmart. Prices so low it's now free. Just grab a few bags and you have a whole wardrobe! Looks great even with the logo!

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  11. Barka - Muslim Dog Burka

    Guaranteed your muslim dog will love these clothes. Why? There is no chance a male dog will see any part of her body except maybe her tail. She's safe!

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  12. Don't Mind Us. Just Horsing Around.

    It's all fun and games until somebody gets impaled. This horse could do it too. Look at the size of that equipment. It's enough to be frightened

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  13. TIGHT END? Try FULL LOAD and get your Diaper Changed!

    OMG! This woman filled up her butt with a full load. It's going to start rolling down her leg shortly. I hope she has diapers in that designer bag.

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  14. Getting Ready For My First Date

    I would like the whole world to see how I dress up for my first date.

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  15. Funny Halloween Costume For Men "Construction Workers"

    This 3 guys have all the ladies looking right at them when they walk down the street in New York City they carry such a big heeats that they need a wheelbarrow just so it won't drag on the ground.

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  16. Miley Cyrus Singing in Concert at Walmart

    Wow this is unreal. Getting Miley to sing for us for free at Walmart! Who can beat that? Looks like she's getting wild again and a police officer is going to arrest her for indecency!

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  17. My Girlfriend Is Giving Me A Piggyback Ride in Her Bikini Undies

    My girlfriend is just a little taller than me. But that's ok. I'm a guy who is cool with that so my ego is not bruised. Even though my feet dangle when we are hip to hip!

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  18. Fight Night at Walmart - Huge Savings Can't Be Beat

    When there is a sale anywhere there is guaranteed to be a lot of mayhem. These guys are really getting into it in a major brawl. Don't know who won but this is better than boxing on tv.

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  19. Beyonce Look Alike?

    People always mistake me for Beyonce? Um. I don't see the resemblance. She looks more like Eddy Murphy. I guess she could be a body double but I doubt it!

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  20. Dressed Like A Pirate with Johnny Depp Tattoos

    Argh matie! Ahoy! There she blows! Those red and white wavy lines are getting me seasick! She does have excellent taste in idols though and who wouldn't love him enough to create a giant tattoo?

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