Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Grandma Clothes - See Through Knits and White Panties
It looks like Grandma should be shopping at Walmart. How did she wind up at this store? She must have taken a wrong turn. She's sticking out like a sore thumb. She'd fit right in at Walmart
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She Should Take Him Shopping For His First Training Bra
She should definitely take him shopping for his first bra. Her chest looks even smaller next to his too. They do seem like the perfect couple, like yin and yang.
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Soda Pop Now In Super Big Gulp Size
Coca Cola Fanta Pepsi or Big Cola? Take your pic. While I like the refreshing taste of coca cola fanta and pepsi Big Cola generally fills me up for at least a week.
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Class Baby Shower Invitation - Cat In The Hat
Here is a classy baby invitation. Cat in the hat by dr seuss meets bad taste! Well, congratulations on your new addition but next time leave the invites to someone else!
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How To Make Your Eyelashes Look Long and Thick
These eyelashes simply can't be beat. If you are trying to look your best look no further than this fine example. Learn makeup from the pros. It's not easy. Just do what they do.
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New Trend - Extra Long Pants
New fashion trend! Extra long pants instead of pants that are falling down around your knees. I'm glad to see things going the other way. We've rebounded to another extreme though.
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New Hip Hugger Pants Show More Skin - How Low Can You Go?
Wow these new hip hugger jean pants are now almost passed completely pulled down. Genius. Like we didn't have enough butt hanging out now we're going to get even more!
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Main Coon Cat Gets Interviewed
Sir are you aware your a cat? No. They are not aware they are cats! They think they are little humans in fact, and they are in charge. Well that's speaking for cats. Main Coons are gentle giants!
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Baby in Hot Pink Fishnets on a Lamp Pole - Mom Teaches How To Dance
This little girl is a stripper in training! Major parenting fail here. Mom is starting her daughter out a bit early, too early in fact! Where did she get this outfit?
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She's Dressed Like a Blue Big Bird
Wow if this isn't the worst outfit ever. It's all feathery and awful looking. The best part is the look on her face. Totally serious. No idea her outfit looks like a cat vomited up feathers all over her.
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Teen Trina does Sexy on Facebook
Katrina tries an epic pose here dressed to thrill but somehow the awful pose and the comment by someone at the bottom combined with her outfit creates a fail of epic proportions
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Sacrilegious Selfie?
This girl looks very unholy. Moreover she needs to clean up her room before she decides to take another photo. Damn girl. You have quite a mess going on.
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Jeans or Shorts? What to Wear when you Can't Decide
This woman has a split personality. She's wearing one thing on one side and another thing on the other. Strange! She even has heels on one side. How does she walk?
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Luscious Back in Lime Green Tiger Stripes
This outfit just makes me want to roar like the lion I am. I'm the king of the jungle and she's my lioness. I think she even has a little fur on her back. ROAR!
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How To Apply Makeup to a Sunburn
Ever wonder how to apply makeup when you burned your face? This girl shows you how. First why did you burn your face? Was it an oven accident or too much tan spray?
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Yoga Pose Kiss - At Least the Dog Is Licking Her Face...
This dog really likes his mommy and he's letting her know at the absolute worst time. Your mom is currently a pretzel and now would not be an opportune time to kiss her!
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Do You Think This Sweater Makes Me Look Like A Dog?
Sophisticated dog looks like he's contemplating the meaning of life. Maybe he needs a pipe and glasses too. Cute pup. Maybe a bit too serious though.
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All Dressed In Pink at Walmart - For A Great Cause
Wear your pink ribbon and pink outfit for breast cancer awareness. The life you save could be your own or someone you love! Great cause. The outfit does fit in at Walmart
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Sluttiest Wedding Dresses
This is one of the most sluttiest wedding dresses I have ever seen boy o boy I wish I was invited to that wadding.
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Hot Pink Fishnet Top
Hot pink fishnet top gives you the look you've been waiting for. It accents your bare back and bra while saying to your pants hey you are wearing too much down there.
