Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Don't Forget To Butt Floss!
Fanny floss. Wipes them and wipes them. For all those hard to reach areas. When you just can't get it out. I'm ordering mine right now. Nothing like having a clean butt. The floss proctologists recommend most.
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Classy In Gold Everything
Gold everything? Why not! Gold lips. Gold chains. Gold blouse. Gold earrings. Gold all of your body. An all out gold fetish! Definitely looks classy.
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Butts. Which One Do You Like the Best?
Aging is tough isn't it? Well we all have to go there sometime. In the meantime you can dream of having the first one because most of the time that isn't you either.
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Black Spandex and Knock Knees
Wow this woman has some really bad knock knees. They seem to really bow in at the knees. They look like they are ready to buckle. Ouch!
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Hey Dude, Your Pants Fell Down.
These are some seriously sagging pants. They are so far down we can see his underwear. Looks like he planned for that and wore some fashionable undies.
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Jean Short Tank Top
Seriously what the hell is going on with fashion these days? That woman needs to get a real top and not just purchase a wardrobe of shorts. Fashion fail
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Sometimes It's Best To Keep Your Mouth Closed and Listen
Don't you hate the people who are always mouthing off? This guy on the poster seems like a real loud mouth and got what was coming to him, dog piss!
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You Think I Look Hot Look at That Guy
You think I look sexy you should check out the guy standing behind me I know that he is not checking me out, maybe by boyfriend but not me.
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Sexy Pumpkin
This Halloween do something that all the kids and their dads will enjoy seeing on your front porch.
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At Least She Has the Confidence to Wear a Two Piece Swimming Suit
Is it just me or i see 6 boobz? and why only two of them are covered.
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My Face Is Up Here
Please if you are talking to me keep your eyes up on my face, I know how hard that must be but please try.
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She Knows Her Way Around Chains
Some girls are just exports with chains, handcuffs and leather outfits and they know how to take their experience and use it in real life.
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She Better Fix That Rip In Her Stocking Before It Gets Much Bigger
The pesky runs and rips in your stockings are the most troublesome things aren't they? Well you know what to do. Take care of the problem before it blows up.
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Lowest Prices On Babysitting At Walmart
Need a babysitter? Bring your baby to Walmart and just throw them in a grocery cart and we will do the rest. Free! That's right childcare at Walmart is absolutely free.
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Nike Hair at Walmart
Walmart now cuts hair. They must have teamed up with nike because girls are walking around with nike on their heads. What an endorsement deal.
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Epic Parenting Fail - Baby Blows His First Bubbles
This is an epic parenting fail. This baby is blowing his first bubbles and it's not the kind from the bottle of soap with a double ring. For shame. Mom and dad keep this one away from the kids!
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Lady Keeps Her Clam On A Tight Leash
WTF? Why does she have a seashell hanging from inside her dress? This girl exudes strangeness. It also looks she has elvis on the top of her head i sunglasses. Weird!
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Baby Strollers Make Great Grocery Carts
As you can see here who needs a grocery cart when you have a stroller? You just have to make sure when you pack it up that your baby is not still in the stroller.
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Get Off To The Races Where The Competition Is Stiff!!!
Here's a race I'd definitely like to attend. I'm sure the slipperiest will win. Ladies start your engines! Men go crazy over these races. It's truly a spectator sport.
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There Is No Way Walmart Can Compete With These Guys
Giant + Dick's vs Walmart? No comparison. Walmart always loses this fight. There is such a huge demand for Giant + Dick's that Walmart will need a new marketing campaign
