Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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Hello Kitty Boobs
Hello Kitty! You never looked so good as you do now. You have the best eyes I've ever seen on a cat. I really like the new you hello kitty. Meow wow!
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Black Cat Eye Makeup
Black cat eye makeup is great when you want to dress up your eyes. Just throw on some black eyeshadow and a tail then your kitty cat do the rest!
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Beach Babes in Bikinis
Wow. It's nice to be on a beach and enjoy the view. These two make it all worth it. To die for! Not sure if I like the left or right one the best. They are both so hot.
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Fattest Couch Potato Ever
This is the fattest couch potato ever. This guy probably sits around all day. This is the only time he ever gets up to showcase himself in a museum
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Come Over and Check Out My Pad
Come over and checkout my pad. Not only can you see my underwear through my leggings but also my pad. This is an epic double fail guaranteed to impress
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Freedom To Dress the Way You Want
Freedom is important especially when it comes to self expression. Here we have a girl that wants the freedom to dress the way she wants
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Hot Girl Selfie Fail
This girl decided to wear some sexy outfit for her selfie. Unfortunately it qualifies as a selfie fail simply because she hid the best part! Next time pay attention to details...
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No Chew Dog Deterrent
Tired of your dog chewing up everything? Now you can prevent it 100% of the time with this easy spray that is guaranteed to work or your money back
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Poop Trail at Walmart. I Wouldn't Follow This One.
Cleanup on aisle seven! There is an eight foot poop trail at walmart. I definitely wouldn't follow this one. Who knows where it will go!
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Mellow Yellow at Walmart
Mellow yellow at walmart. Did somebody ring a bell and call this yellow day? I think we need to change the color back to some blues and browns or the walmart standard nude color
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Million Dollars Breast Enlargement
Sheyla, a 32-year-old from Houston, is addicted to her 38KKK breasts despite many health risks. She has spent nearly a quarter million dollars on 22 breast enlargement surgeries to achieve her gargantuan size. She's even had ribs removed to fit her 14-po…
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Would You Like To Supersize Your Order?
ring ring "hello" "hay bro Im looking for a girls that will go out with me I would like to make my girlfriend jealous" "ok thats not a problem would you like to supersize your order or just go with a medium???" "Supersize sounds good" "ok then"
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Best Hotel Ever
This is the best hotel ever. I requested a photo of Alfonso Ribeiro on my nightstand and they complied. How can you beat than kind of service?
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Sun Tanning Naturally
Want to know how to tan naturally? Just look at this girl. It all looks totally real and your friends will wonder how you do it when there is no sun out
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Never Too Early for Guns
Let's teach semi-automatic weapons to young children! And we wonder why there is mass murder. I never saw two dozen people get murdered by a fork or a fist.
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Child Support Tattoo at Walmart
Make sure you make your payments! Your gal is going to let you know by slapping on a tattoo right on her backside. You'll never forget to pay now!
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Proud Mother of Three Awkward Family Photo
This proud mother and three children seems a little bit awkward. I mean what is up with the hairdos? They look more like costumes.
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Basketball Jersey Doesn't Mean Squat
This lady is an avid basketball fan. She's squatting down for some unknown reason. Not sure if she is showing us how to hit the floor or if she is going to the bathroom
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How To Exercise With Your Baby
This girl needs some extra weight for pull-ups. Why not use your baby? It's like the perfect extra weight. Then when it's too difficult drop the extra weight!
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How To Make Your Hair Beautiful Like a Woman
This guy really has some nice hair! Wow. He rivals most women. Not sure how he does it but can you get me some of what he has?
