Joseph DiStefano
I’m a lover not a fighter
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The Worst Body Piercing Ever - Ouch - Epic Fail
The worst body piercing ever is right here. Pierced nipples strung together. This has really got to hurt. I think I'm going to pass on piercing.
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Late Night Snack - Betty Crocker Cake Icing - Black Lace Bodysuit Fashion Fail
This girl needs to step far away from the refrigerator and put down her weapons because they are killing her! Cake icing is not a beverage. I like the nightgown
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Sasquatch or Chewbacca? Fur Coat Fashion Fail
I can't tell whether this is chewbacca or sasquatch but I do know that this coat is the ugliest I've ever seen. It looks like her hair matches the coat perfectly and it's her fur.
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Vintage Close Knit Family Photo - Kissing Fail
This family was a little bit too close. The kids in particular seemed to really love each other way too much. Touch and feely would be the best way to describe them.
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Big Winner - BJ Tournament - Check Fail
This girl won the grand prize at the bj tournament! Wow. It must have been some competition. Let's see the instant replay! I'm sure you can rent it on dvd.
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To Infinity and Beyond - Buzz Lightyear - Toy Story
To infinity and beyond! Here we have a little buzz lightyear getting ready for takeoff in his tiny airplane. This pilot really means business. So cute!
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There's No Place Like Home - Where the Ho and Me Come Together
There's no place like home. It's where the ho and me come together. No complaints here. Let there be lots of ho in the home please! Ho ho ho!
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Found His House On Google Maps
I was just sitting on computer and just looking through different things when I seen this house on google maps.
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I May Be Fat But I Have My Own Pool
Things are finally looking good for me I have my swimming suit on and I just got my brand new pool installed LIFE IS GOOD and it can't get any better than this.
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How To Control Cursor
I have to admit its not that easy to admit but sometimes having an extra pounds come in handy.
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Yum Yum Yum I'm Hungry
Id doesn't get better than this I can eat the whole cake in like one sec. and thats not all good lock shutting me up if i start talking i have a lots of things to say.
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Men Love When You Have Big Earrings
Men at work alway come up to me and talk about how beautiful my earrings look today it like they love to see bigger earrings.
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"EWWW! The Big Pink Eye!"
"EWWW! The big pink eye!" says the man on the TV.
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Man He's Got a Big Dog!
Man he's got a big dog!... But a little too salty for my taste.
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What A Faithful Dog
Even after Rochelle passed away, her faithful dog would not leave her side... er... boobs
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Photo Of The Day Back B00bs
If you can see the person in the front and she is walking with her shirt up and you can see her B****S thats wrong but if they are showing in the back its ok
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My Girlfriend Wishes I Could See Things From Her Point Of View
My girlfriend wishes I could see things from her point of view
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Green Is A Good Color For You Miss
Green is a color of been healthy and productive.
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May I Get BIG AND TASTY To Go PLEASE
Walking in to a McDonald's I seen this guy dressed up as a woman asking if he can get BIG AND TASTY to go.
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Back Boobs. No Butt.
Back boobs and no butt. I'm really wondering whether we are looking at the front or the back. It definitely looks like this woman is coming towards us. Run!
